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NEWSPAPER - SUNDAY EDITION
[ Did you subscribe to The Genessia Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Genessia flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations in the other cities will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated. ]
[ And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window, at the person, and/or broke something in the area: Jean Kirstein, Danny Fenton, Kefka Palazzo, Toshizo Hijikata, Stefano, Linda, Rapunzel. ]
Singles Ads
Are you a lonely sadsack? Maybe placing an ad will change your luck! Send in a submission to see your ad in next week's paper! Names will not be shown, so be sure to include your radio frequency number. Who knows? You might meet someone dreamy! Or a creepy stalker! Try your luck today!
Dragon Epidemic Spreads
With the recent outbreak of kidnappings of virgins in Fayren, everyone has been on edge. However, Fayren isn't the only place where these kidnappings have been happening. Reports of similar disappearances have been cropping up across Everglade. Taken at night, there have been some signs of struggle appearing throughout the area near where the victims were last seen. Gashes in cement, trees, and other surroundings that appear to be claw-marks have been found in addition to scorched bits of scenery as well, leading local authorities to believe that these incidents may be connected to the dragon outbreak in Fayren.
Cult's "God" Appears in Genessia
The strange cult that we witnessed last week appears to have made themselves known, and their leader appears to be local resident Kefka Palazzo. With a spiffy new makeover, he appears to have launched his cult into a murder, theft, and general violence spree. Lock your doors and windows tonight, folks, we're in for a rough ride until this is sorted out.
Ask Addy's Advice
Dear Addy,
I worked at the local Cinemaplex until recently. I'm a fairly good looking man and the past two weeks I started getting a dozen roses delivered each day, with a cryptic compliment to my looks signed only with initials. "You're more beautiful than these roses" or "Hot damn I need to watch out for your thorns if you look that lovely!" I quit because I think it's a stalker, but the roses apparently kept coming. Is this person just slow???
Sincerely, Delivery Failed
Job Listings
Need a job? Check out a few jobs open right here in Genessia and its neighboring cities!
Bounties
Your Weather Forecast
[ OOC: Want to submit anything to the newspaper? Reply to this comment with the subject line as your title and include any information you want to be sure is in next Sunday's newspaper! This includes news, gossip, singles ads, business advertisements, job listings, bounties, and anything else you want in the newspaper.
FOR BOUNTIES: Reply to this comment with a link to your log to claim a bounty (this will make it easier for all players to see what bounties have already been claimed and make sure that repeat bounties are not listed in the newspaper after they have been caught.) As always, the first person who writes up the log for the bounty is the one who gets the reward - no handwaving, no OOC claim-staking! Feel free to team up, or even fail to deliver the bounty. Please note that whoever goes after the bounty is in charge of writing the NPCs involved, but feel free to ask the mod for any tips if you like. ]
[ And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window, at the person, and/or broke something in the area: Jean Kirstein, Danny Fenton, Kefka Palazzo, Toshizo Hijikata, Stefano, Linda, Rapunzel. ]
Singles Ads
Super Dead!
SWM seeks pretty much everything under the sun. Enjoys being horrible, listening to horrible music, and eating horrible food and also ravioli. Disease-resistant. Will take anything he can get his hands on. Excels at exorcising the living.
Artsy-Cartsy Please No-Fartsy
SJF seeks hot lover. Fan of the occult and secret lover of all things spaghetti. Enjoys long walks on the sidewalk. Has a passion for the artes and is a long-time loather of artisan breads. Is prepared to dance the rumba at the drop of a hat. If your friends can't dance, they are no friend of this party person. Good hygiene is a must.
Are you a lonely sadsack? Maybe placing an ad will change your luck! Send in a submission to see your ad in next week's paper! Names will not be shown, so be sure to include your radio frequency number. Who knows? You might meet someone dreamy! Or a creepy stalker! Try your luck today!
Dragon Epidemic Spreads
With the recent outbreak of kidnappings of virgins in Fayren, everyone has been on edge. However, Fayren isn't the only place where these kidnappings have been happening. Reports of similar disappearances have been cropping up across Everglade. Taken at night, there have been some signs of struggle appearing throughout the area near where the victims were last seen. Gashes in cement, trees, and other surroundings that appear to be claw-marks have been found in addition to scorched bits of scenery as well, leading local authorities to believe that these incidents may be connected to the dragon outbreak in Fayren.
Cult's "God" Appears in Genessia
The strange cult that we witnessed last week appears to have made themselves known, and their leader appears to be local resident Kefka Palazzo. With a spiffy new makeover, he appears to have launched his cult into a murder, theft, and general violence spree. Lock your doors and windows tonight, folks, we're in for a rough ride until this is sorted out.
Ask Addy's Advice
Dear Addy,
I worked at the local Cinemaplex until recently. I'm a fairly good looking man and the past two weeks I started getting a dozen roses delivered each day, with a cryptic compliment to my looks signed only with initials. "You're more beautiful than these roses" or "Hot damn I need to watch out for your thorns if you look that lovely!" I quit because I think it's a stalker, but the roses apparently kept coming. Is this person just slow???
Sincerely, Delivery Failed
Dear Delivery Failed,
That's kind of creepy and very possibly a stalker, but if they're still coming, they might not have been for you if they're still coming in. Seriously, you've been stealing someone else's stalker-flowers.
I Feel You,
Addy
Dear Stalker-Flower Sender,
Grow a pair (top or bottom, whichever floats your boat) and say hello in person. You're acting like a stalker. The secret admirer schtick hasn't been cute since the 50's.
I Don't Feel You AT ALL,
Addy
Job Listings
Need a job? Check out a few jobs open right here in Genessia and its neighboring cities!
Cinemaplex, Genessia: Hiring popcorn artists! ** payment.
Second Honnouji Academy, Genessia: Teaching positions available! ** to *** payment. Contact Satsuki Kiryuin for more information.
Schnee Company Welcoming and Travel Services, Genessia: New company seeking employees for the following positions: Front Desk (**), Cleaning/Maintenance (**), IT (***), Human Resources Management (****), Administrative Assistant (****), Security (***), Real Estate Assistant (***). All employees must be friendly and willing to work on a team. Job growth opportunities may be available as the company grows. Please be willing to submit to a background check. Contact Weiss Schnee for more information.
Shrine, Genessia: Hiring spirit guides (***) and shrine caretakers (**). Employees must be spiritual individuals with a calm, poised nature and be very responsible. Cleaning experience preferred but not required. Apply in-person.
The Rabbit's Foot, Everglade Hiring one Supply Gopher. Must be able to fight and identify various crystals and herbs. Unpaid training available before hiring.
Planetarium, Nova City Repair technician positions available. Must be experienced with hi-tech mechanics.
Bounties
Genessia:
Bob the Breaker: He can fix it, but he won't. He'll break it. This former construction worker turned madman is going around and breaking shop signs around town.Bring him in for a bounty of 500 red bills.Still at large, but he's getting bolder. Bob the Breaker has begun to attack store name displays with lights after dark and cause power outages in businesses. The bounty on this former construction worker has been raised to 1000 red bills.
Attleton
Candy Man: A man with a mobile sellers cart seems to be going around and selling candy to kids. There's something wrong with the candy, as the kids keep getting sick after eating it. No deaths reported, but parents are on the look out and would like to enlist the help of bounty hunters. 950 red bills being offered to the first person who brings this man to justice.
Everglade
Dragon Degenerates: It appears that crimes are being committed by dragons in Everglade as well! The fear has spread across two archways?! Bring in the responsible parties and return the kidnapped victims for 5,000 red bills.
Fayren
Fair Lady Shanksalot: The nickname seemed to have stuck after a local tavern owner started rambling about Sir Shanksalot around town, which was quickly amended to "Lady" after reports of seeing a maidly figure nearby multiple crimes. Named Shanksalot for the amount of stabbing this knife-wielding criminal committed, many of the bodies have been found with both stabwounds and wolf bites. It's suspected that wolves have been feeding on the victims and that some form of bait may have been used to attract the wolves there, but this part of the theory is pure speculation. Other reports claim that similar happenings have occurred in Genessia as well. The bounty is set at 2,000 red bills.[*OOC NOTE: For the Fayren bounty this week the character is Sakuya Izayoi, contact Critiana to plot the completion of this bounty! ]
Nova City
GTUFO: Some joker has been playing way too much Grand Theft Auto and has started stealing flying cars. Seven people have been hit by his reckless driving. Bring him in for 2,500 red bills.
Your Weather Forecast
Genessia City
*Monday, January 26 - Light Snow. High 23 F / Low 9 F
*Tuesday, January 27 - Moderate snow. High 23 F / Low 11 F
*Wednesday, January 28 - Heavy snow. High 21 F / Low 2 F
*Thursday, January 29 - Heavy Snow. High 27 F / Low 0 F
*Friday, January 30 - Partly Cloudy. High 32 F / Low 0 F
*Saturday, January 31 - Clear. High 33 F / Low 20 F
*Sunday, February 1 - Mostly Cloudy. High 16 F / Low 4 F
Attleton
*Monday, January 26 - Partly Cloudy. High 40 F / Low 33 F
*Tuesday, January 27 - Rain. High 42 F / Low 33 F
*Wednesday, January 28 - Rain. High 39 F / Low 27 F
*Thursday, January 29 - Partly Cloudy. High 39 F / Low 32 F
*Friday, January 30 - Rain. High 40 F / Low 34 F
*Saturday, January 31 - Snow. High 43 F / Low 31 F
*Sunday, February 1 - Clear. High 44 F / Low 34 F
Everglade
*Monday, January 26 - Overcast. High 23 F / Low 3 F
*Tuesday, January 27 - Clear. High 27 F / Low 3 F
*Wednesday, January 28 - Clear. High 28 F / Low 14 F
*Thursday, January 29 - Partly Cloudy. High 22 F / Low 3 F
*Friday, January 30 - Clear. High 24 F / Low 0 F
*Saturday, January 31 - Chance of Snow. High 19 F / Low 2 F
*Sunday, February 1 - Clear. High 17 F / Low 11 F
Fayren
*Monday, January 26 - Snow. High 30 F / Low 26 F
*Tuesday, January 27 - Snow. High 33 F / Low 27 F
*Wednesday, January 28 - Partly Cloudy. High 39 F / Low 27 F
*Thursday, January 29 - Partly Cloudy. High 38 F / Low 24 F
*Friday, January 30 - Snow Showers. High 34 F / Low 23 F
*Saturday, January 31 - Snow. High 31 F / Low 21 F
*Sunday, February 1 - Snow. High 29 F / Low 19 F
Nova City
*Monday, January 26 - Cloudy. High 58 F / Low 46 F
*Tuesday, January 27 - Clear. High 62 F / Low 43 F
*Wednesday, January 28 - Chance of Rain. High 62 F / Low 42 F
*Thursday, January 29 - Cloudy. High 69 F / Low 40 F
*Friday, January 30 - Clear. High 67 F / Low 44 F
*Saturday, January 31 - Clear. High 64 F / Low 41 F
*Sunday, February 1 - Sunny. High 78 F / Low 59 F
[ OOC: Want to submit anything to the newspaper? Reply to this comment with the subject line as your title and include any information you want to be sure is in next Sunday's newspaper! This includes news, gossip, singles ads, business advertisements, job listings, bounties, and anything else you want in the newspaper.
FOR BOUNTIES: Reply to this comment with a link to your log to claim a bounty (this will make it easier for all players to see what bounties have already been claimed and make sure that repeat bounties are not listed in the newspaper after they have been caught.) As always, the first person who writes up the log for the bounty is the one who gets the reward - no handwaving, no OOC claim-staking! Feel free to team up, or even fail to deliver the bounty. Please note that whoever goes after the bounty is in charge of writing the NPCs involved, but feel free to ask the mod for any tips if you like. ]