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NEWSPAPER - SUNDAY ON MONDAY EDITION
[ Did you subscribe to The Genessia Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Genessia flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations in the other cities will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated. ]
[ And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window, at the person, and/or broke something in the area: Rapunzel, Yuuko Ichihara, Charlotte, Katherine Hillard, Zelos Wilder, Cyrus Crautz, Hikari Yagami, Betelgeuse. ]
Singles Ads
Are you a lonely sadsack? Maybe placing an ad will change your luck! Send in a submission to see your ad in next week's paper! Names will not be shown, so be sure to include your radio frequency number. Who knows? You might meet someone dreamy! Or a creepy stalker! Try your luck today!
{ OOC: Special Valentine's Day edition next week! Have the newspaper put your character in to try to get them a date without IC permission! Just drop a comment here with some random information that may or may not be accurate that you'd like to be in your character's fake Valentine's date ad! }
Cupid's Kerfuffle!
It looks like the god of poking people in the ass with arrows is in town, but he's had a major mishap and is offering up free drinks and charms to people who return his arrows to him. Sounds like a good deal, this writer may be getting some for myself! Why am I even reporting this? It's time to get arrow hoarding!
Earthquakes Shake Genessia
On January 30th and 31st, a series of earthquakes rocked Genessia's world. It appears that there was some structural damage done in the south-eastern corner of the city, but repairs are scheduled to occur post-haste. Live down there? Maybe think about remodeling in your time of need! The firing range will be closed until February 3rd to repair damages caused by seismic activity, but Genessia Tribune will faithfully stay open despite some damages-- just a day later than normal, sorry folks!
Genessia Groundhog to Give Groundbreaking Guidance
Groundhog Day is upon is and Gary the Groundhog will be wandering around town to make his predictions for upcoming weather. Please do not step on him or obstruct his path. His duty is a solemn one as he seeks his shadow in all the right places.
Ask Addy's Advice
Dear Addy,
Hello! I am 11 years old. I've been saving my allowance for years and I finally have enough saved to buy a pet. Dada said I could buy anything I want in the whole world if I saved enough money. I. Want. My!!! Pet!!!! WALLABY!!! But Dada said I couldn't have one he said I was only at level 3 pet care and could only have up to a cat. Dada lied to me how do I punish him?? I can't ground him like he does when I lie he won't listen. Please help PS can you get me a wallaby???
Sincerely, Wallabutts HEHE
Job Listings
Need a job? Check out a few jobs open right here in Genessia and its neighboring cities!
Bounties
Your Weather Forecast
[ OOC: Want to submit anything to the newspaper? Reply to this comment with the subject line as your title and include any information you want to be sure is in next Sunday's newspaper! This includes news, gossip, singles ads, business advertisements, job listings, letters to Addy, bounties, and anything else you want in the newspaper.
FOR BOUNTIES: Reply to this comment with a link to your log to claim a bounty (this will make it easier for all players to see what bounties have already been claimed and make sure that repeat bounties are not listed in the newspaper after they have been caught.) As always, the first person who writes up the log for the bounty is the one who gets the reward - no handwaving, no OOC claim-staking! Feel free to team up, or even fail to deliver the bounty. Please note that whoever goes after the bounty is in charge of writing the NPCs involved, but feel free to ask the mod for any tips if you like. ]
[ And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window, at the person, and/or broke something in the area: Rapunzel, Yuuko Ichihara, Charlotte, Katherine Hillard, Zelos Wilder, Cyrus Crautz, Hikari Yagami, Betelgeuse. ]
Singles Ads
Super Dead!
SWM seeks pretty much everything under the sun. Enjoys being horrible, listening to horrible music, and eating horrible food and also ravioli. Disease-resistant. Will take anything he can get his hands on. Excels at exorcising the living.
Artsy-Cartsy Please No-Fartsy
SJF seeks hot lover. Fan of the occult and secret lover of all things spaghetti. Enjoys long walks on the sidewalk. Has a passion for the artes and is a long-time loather of artisan breads. Is prepared to dance the rumba at the drop of a hat. If your friends can't dance, they are no friend of this party person. Good hygiene is a must.
Are you a lonely sadsack? Maybe placing an ad will change your luck! Send in a submission to see your ad in next week's paper! Names will not be shown, so be sure to include your radio frequency number. Who knows? You might meet someone dreamy! Or a creepy stalker! Try your luck today!
{ OOC: Special Valentine's Day edition next week! Have the newspaper put your character in to try to get them a date without IC permission! Just drop a comment here with some random information that may or may not be accurate that you'd like to be in your character's fake Valentine's date ad! }
Cupid's Kerfuffle!
It looks like the god of poking people in the ass with arrows is in town, but he's had a major mishap and is offering up free drinks and charms to people who return his arrows to him. Sounds like a good deal, this writer may be getting some for myself! Why am I even reporting this? It's time to get arrow hoarding!
Earthquakes Shake Genessia
On January 30th and 31st, a series of earthquakes rocked Genessia's world. It appears that there was some structural damage done in the south-eastern corner of the city, but repairs are scheduled to occur post-haste. Live down there? Maybe think about remodeling in your time of need! The firing range will be closed until February 3rd to repair damages caused by seismic activity, but Genessia Tribune will faithfully stay open despite some damages-- just a day later than normal, sorry folks!
Genessia Groundhog to Give Groundbreaking Guidance
Groundhog Day is upon is and Gary the Groundhog will be wandering around town to make his predictions for upcoming weather. Please do not step on him or obstruct his path. His duty is a solemn one as he seeks his shadow in all the right places.
Ask Addy's Advice
Dear Addy,
Hello! I am 11 years old. I've been saving my allowance for years and I finally have enough saved to buy a pet. Dada said I could buy anything I want in the whole world if I saved enough money. I. Want. My!!! Pet!!!! WALLABY!!! But Dada said I couldn't have one he said I was only at level 3 pet care and could only have up to a cat. Dada lied to me how do I punish him?? I can't ground him like he does when I lie he won't listen. Please help PS can you get me a wallaby???
Sincerely, Wallabutts HEHE
Dear Wallabutts,
Wallabies may seem like interesting pets, but if you can only afford the wallaby, young 9 year old, then your parents are right. Keep saving until you have at least three times the cost of a wallaby so that you will be able to afford its costs and needs. You can't purchase a pet you can't afford to take care of after you purchase it. Remember: Pets cost money to start, and money to continue taking care of. This is a lesson that you learn at pet level 8. Good luck, Wallabutts. One day.
I Feel You,
Addy
Job Listings
Need a job? Check out a few jobs open right here in Genessia and its neighboring cities!
Second Honnouji Academy, Genessia: Teaching positions available! ** to *** payment. Contact Satsuki Kiryuin for more information.
Schnee Company Welcoming and Travel Services, Genessia: New company seeking employees for the following positions: Cleaning/Maintenance (**), IT (***), Human Resources Management (****), Administrative Assistant (****), Security (***), Real Estate Assistant (***). All employees must be willing to work on a team. Contact Weiss Schnee for more information.
Primum Pharmaceuticals, Nova City: Looking for laboratory technicians, pharmacists and nurses. Contact Kaname Kuran.
G Corporation, Nova City: Looking for Secretarial and Supervisor positions. Contact Kazuya Mishima.
Mysterious Wish Shop, Fayren: Looking for a maid/butler, a cook, and a receptionist! Contact Yuuko Ichihara for more information and to apply.
Cat's Eye Cafe, Genessia: Always looking for waiters, waitresses, and bakers/pastry chefs! Must be willing to submit to a ridiculous name on your name badge. Speak to Fai D. Fluorite to apply.
Aphrodite's Love Matching + Nova City Arcade: Positions open! Contact Minako Aino for more information.
Shrine, Genessia: Hiring shrine caretakers (**). Employees must be spiritual individuals with a calm, poised nature and be very responsible. Cleaning experience preferred but not required. Apply in-person.
Garden Bistro, Attleton Classy small town restaurant seeks a Wine Sommelier. Must be familiar with all types of wine. First person to pass exam at the Employment Building and the job is yours!
Bounties
Genessia:
Bob the Breaker: He can fix it, but he won't. He'll break it. This former construction worker turned madman is going around and breaking shop signs around town.Bring him in for a bounty of 500 red bills.Still at large, but he's getting bolder. Bob the Breaker has begun to attack store name displays with lights after dark and cause power outages in businesses. The bounty on this former construction worker has been raised to 1000 red bills.
Attleton
Candy Man: A man with a mobile sellers cart seems to be going around and selling candy to kids. There's something wrong with the candy, as the kids keep getting sick after eating it. No deaths reported, but parents are on the look out and would like to enlist the help of bounty hunters. 950 red bills being offered to the first person who brings this man to justice.
Everglade
Dragon Degenerates: It appears that crimes are being committed by dragons in Everglade as well! The fear has spread across two archways?! Bring in the responsible parties and return the kidnapped victims for 6,500 red bills.
Fayren
Fair Lady Shanksalot: The nickname seemed to have stuck after a local tavern owner started rambling about Sir Shanksalot around town, which was quickly amended to "Lady" after reports of seeing a maidly figure nearby multiple crimes. Named Shanksalot for the amount of stabbing this knife-wielding criminal committed, many of the bodies have been found with both stabwounds and wolf bites. It's suspected that wolves have been feeding on the victims and that some form of bait may have been used to attract the wolves there, but this part of the theory is pure speculation. Other reports claim that similar happenings have occurred in Genessia as well. The bounty is set at 3,000 red bills.[*OOC NOTE: For the Fayren bounty this week the character is Sakuya Izayoi, contact Critiana to plot the completion of this bounty! ]
Nova City
GTUFO: Some joker has been playing way too much Grand Theft Auto and has started stealing flying cars. Eight people have been hit by his reckless driving. Bring him in for 2,500 red bills.
Your Weather Forecast
Genessia City
*Monday, February 2 - Partly Cloudy. High 21 F / Low 13 F
*Tuesday, February 3 - Snow. High 17 F / Low -3 F
*Wednesday, February 4 - Snow. High 19 F / Low 2 F
*Thursday, February 5 - Partly Cloudy. High 17 F / Low 10 F
*Friday, February 6 - Snow. High 34 F / Low 19 F
*Saturday, February 7 - Snow. High 23 F / Low -2 F
*Sunday, February 8 - Mostly Cloudy. High 27 F / Low 14 F
Attleton
*Monday, February 2 - Clear. High 40 F / Low 23 F
*Tuesday, February 3 - Partly Cloudy. High 43 F / Low 33 F
*Wednesday, February 4 - Cloudy. High 44 F / Low 37 F
*Thursday, February 5 - Partly Cloudy. High 49 F / Low 22 F
*Friday, February 6 - Clear. High 39 F / Low 25 F
*Saturday, February 7 - Clear. High 37 F / Low 21 F
*Sunday, February 8 - Clear. High 34 F / Low 25 F
Everglade
*Monday, February 2 - Clear. High 4 F / Low -2 F
*Tuesday, February 3 - Clear. High 2 F / Low -3 F
*Wednesday, February 4 - Clear. High 9 F / Low -7 F
*Thursday, February 5 - Partly Cloudy. High 3 F / Low -2 F
*Friday, February 6 - Snow. High 4 F / Low -4 F
*Saturday, February 7 - Clear. High 3 F / Low -1 F
*Sunday, February 8 - Clear. High 7 F / Low 0 F
Fayren
*Monday, February 2 - Partly Cloudy. High 38 F / Low 33 F
*Tuesday, February 3 - Clear. High 28 F / Low 33 F
*Wednesday, February 4 - Clear. High 33 F / Low 27 F
*Thursday, February 5 - Partly Cloudy. High 31 F / Low 32 F
*Friday, February 6 - Snow Showers. High 34 F / Low 34 F
*Saturday, February 7 - Snow Showers. High 38 F / Low 31 F
*Sunday, February 8 - Snow. High 36 F / Low 19 F
Nova City
*Monday, February 2 - Partly Cloudy. High 80 F / Low 3343 F
*Tuesday, February 3 - Partly Cloudy. High 72 F / Low 333 F
*Wednesday, February 4 - Partly Cloudy. High 69 F / Low 227 F
*Thursday, February 5 - Clear. High 68 F / Low 8932 F
*Friday, February 6 - Clear. High 59 F / Low 344 F
*Saturday, February 7 - Snow. High 90 F / Low 531 F
*Sunday, February 8 - Rain. High 89 F / Low 579 F
[ OOC: Want to submit anything to the newspaper? Reply to this comment with the subject line as your title and include any information you want to be sure is in next Sunday's newspaper! This includes news, gossip, singles ads, business advertisements, job listings, letters to Addy, bounties, and anything else you want in the newspaper.
FOR BOUNTIES: Reply to this comment with a link to your log to claim a bounty (this will make it easier for all players to see what bounties have already been claimed and make sure that repeat bounties are not listed in the newspaper after they have been caught.) As always, the first person who writes up the log for the bounty is the one who gets the reward - no handwaving, no OOC claim-staking! Feel free to team up, or even fail to deliver the bounty. Please note that whoever goes after the bounty is in charge of writing the NPCs involved, but feel free to ask the mod for any tips if you like. ]
Valentine's Singles Ads Shenanigans!
Bounty Claims
Submissions for Next Sunday!
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Ty Lee | Intentional...? (I don't know yet)
Cute, funny girl who's easygoing and very flexible. She has a great sense of fashion and a brilliant smile. Very outgoing and will lighten your day.
Elsa | Unintentional
Regal and elegant woman with very special powers. Build a snowman or just have fun going ice skating. Very shy, but warms up in time.
Cinder Fall | Unintentional
Look out for this bombshell! The lovely woman is smoking hot and has a spicy personality to go with it. Don't you just love a confident, sexy woman who can heat up your love life?
Ruby Rose | Unintentional
An outgoing girl who has quite a sweet tooth. She enjoys getting her hands dirty, making new friends, and stirring up fun (and occasional trouble in the process). Watch your weapons folks!
Rapunzel | Unintentional
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair! Watch out for this girl's very long hair to match a very beautiful heart. She loves to paint and cook, so you'll know you'll never go hungry with her around! Very sweet and friendly to boot!
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Azula | Intentional (by Ty Lee, but shhhhhh >_>)
If you love confidence in a woman, there's no better person to turn to than this amazing woman right here! A high ranking member of society and somebody you can really look up to to follow. She's got quite a fiery personality and a great smile!
[Regarding my muses -- or even Azula -- feel free to add on or change whatever you'd like in it when the time comes. As far as Azula goes, I'm still waiting on Timmy to respond, but I'll definitely update if she doesn't want to put her in there. So that's tentative right now.]
Re: Valentine's Singles Ads Shenanigans!
Mysterious swordswoman, and acting master of a powerful guild! A relaxing bath or a powerful spar - she's free for one lucky lad or lady.
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Mysterious, quiet guy in need of someone to bring him out of his shell. Loves cuddling and close proximity. Hang on him at all times so he doesn't run away.
Toto Sakigami | Unintentional
An M.D. with a lot of love to give. A true humanitarian who loves saving lives in the operating room. Earn his infinite interest today!
no subject
If you're looking for a fiery woman with a dangerous side to her, this very sexy demon lady is definitely for you. She's looking for an intelligent and strong partner who would read her some poems by Dante Alighieri by a nice fire place.
Shiro | Unintentional
Cute bubbly albino girl seeks someone nice and willing to give her lots of hugs and candy. Warning: she has a very protective 'twin sister'.
Suigintou | Unintentional
Ever heard of the saying 'the best gifts often come in the smallest packages'? Well, if you treat her like a lady, this elegant and witty doll will be the best Valentines' Day date you could ever wish for.