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genessia2015-02-15 11:45 pm
maybeitsmaybelline) wrote in genessia2015-02-15 11:45 pm
4th Heist- Backdated to Feb 14th- Voice OTA/Action closed to Gintoki
Part 1- action closed to Gintoki
[Roman doesn't do sappy holidays as a general rule, but this time he's trapped. He'd used culture shock as an excuse to ignore the whole Chirstmas debacle but Neo had gotten pretty into it. She didn't say anything directly, but he's pretty sure that if he misses Valentine's Day too he's going to be in a world of hurt. He isn't going all out but he's lifted her a nice necklace, gotten some quality wine and chocolate, and stashed an unreasonable number of roses to decorate their room while she was out.
The trouble is, making dinner reservations is tough for a crime lord. Even if you use an alias there's always the chance that someone will recognize your voice, and next thing you know you've got a date with the cops. The trick is to get someone else to make your reservations, then show up and surprise them. Sure, they'll file a report about it later, but no one wants to ruin date night for an armed criminal.
Now he just needs to get Gintoki to make the reservations. He slips out while Neo's still sleeping and lets himself into Gintoki's room, throwing the door open.]
Rise and shine, manservant! It's-- son of a--
[He cuts off in a growl as he steps on an arrow. An arrow! Of all things! Sure, he probably should've changed out of his PJs and put on some shoes before he came down, but who expects their servants to keep arrows around?]
Would you consider maybe not leaving weapons out on the floor?
Part 2- anonymous voice post to the network, OTA!
[This post isn't just anonymous, it's also been put through a voice filter. Even if he wasn't a wanted criminal, this is way too embarrassing to let himself be recognized.]
Good morning, fellow citizens! In the spirit of the holiday, I've got a question for all of you.
Say you met that special someone. Say you made a really awful first impression-- did something embarrassing, accidentally insulted them, maybe threatened their life, that sort of thing. How would you go about making it up to them?
[That's the sort of problem everyone has, right? ]
[Roman doesn't do sappy holidays as a general rule, but this time he's trapped. He'd used culture shock as an excuse to ignore the whole Chirstmas debacle but Neo had gotten pretty into it. She didn't say anything directly, but he's pretty sure that if he misses Valentine's Day too he's going to be in a world of hurt. He isn't going all out but he's lifted her a nice necklace, gotten some quality wine and chocolate, and stashed an unreasonable number of roses to decorate their room while she was out.
The trouble is, making dinner reservations is tough for a crime lord. Even if you use an alias there's always the chance that someone will recognize your voice, and next thing you know you've got a date with the cops. The trick is to get someone else to make your reservations, then show up and surprise them. Sure, they'll file a report about it later, but no one wants to ruin date night for an armed criminal.
Now he just needs to get Gintoki to make the reservations. He slips out while Neo's still sleeping and lets himself into Gintoki's room, throwing the door open.]
Rise and shine, manservant! It's-- son of a--
[He cuts off in a growl as he steps on an arrow. An arrow! Of all things! Sure, he probably should've changed out of his PJs and put on some shoes before he came down, but who expects their servants to keep arrows around?]
Would you consider maybe not leaving weapons out on the floor?
Part 2- anonymous voice post to the network, OTA!
[This post isn't just anonymous, it's also been put through a voice filter. Even if he wasn't a wanted criminal, this is way too embarrassing to let himself be recognized.]
Good morning, fellow citizens! In the spirit of the holiday, I've got a question for all of you.
Say you met that special someone. Say you made a really awful first impression-- did something embarrassing, accidentally insulted them, maybe threatened their life, that sort of thing. How would you go about making it up to them?
[That's the sort of problem everyone has, right? ]