Party invites, and Proverbs 15:22

[youfool]

• Sun Wukong: I've heard there's a distressed monk who could use your services at the party.
• Yuuki Cross: How have you been? I'd love to discuss any further adventures in crime-fighting you've undertaken
• Satsuki Kiryuin: If you're not too busy, there's a pleasant Japanese picnic that I'm sure you'll like
• (Izanami, though he doesn't know her exact name): If your handlers will release you for a weekend, come to the hanami! The sunlight ought to do you good, so long as you promise not to kill any trees. I may have even discovered your name.
• Koishi Komeiji (if she's been found yet): There will be ample cherry blossoms, but we could always use a few more...
• Betel Geuse (BJ): It sure would be trouble if some spiritual pranks were to befall us that day...
• Vyers: The host has told me that no one could possibly outdo the beauty of nature, and that anyone who thought otherwise was a pompous fool. You aren't going to take that lying down, are you?
• Karla: How is your business going? Wait, don't tell me! Save it for this Saturday.
• Luke Triton: If your entrepreneurship gives you enough freedom, I'd be glad to escort you to the premises. I've even thought up a new puzzle I think you'll like.
• Chihiro: I consulted my hermetic scrolls, and they prophesied that if you abstain from the party this Saturday, we shall all die violent deaths.

I appeal to the wisdom of many worlds: What must one do to, ably and worthily, wield Justice?