[Jealousy? Don't flatter yourself. Even he isn't ridiculous enough to be jealous of a Pokemon. Much. This is about humiliation. He's got an image to keep up, and that image is not 'adorable Pokemon' damn it!]

Oh? I'm not huggable?

[Yeah, he's really not and he knows it so he'll let that slide.]

Anyway, as cute as it is to see a grown woman sleeping with a teddy bear, none of this explains why your teddy bear has to look like that. So, do we have a deal?

[He holds out the sundae one more time.]