Betelgeuse sighed. He kept running into this problem, but he had to try. His name was one of his few true vulnerabilities.

"Whaddaya mean why?" he asked, frowning. "No one was involved. How can there be a why, if no one was involved? It's au natural. My name was bound literally from the moment of my death! It's like asking why someone was born with a particular trait. It just is."