Mark Watney (The Martian) (
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genessia2015-10-14 10:17 pm
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Well,
(The audio turns over to video. He nods at this. So far, so good. He managed to turn it on and he managed to change it over to video without much thought or time wasted. He found himself relieved that this thing wasn't that different than what he was using in the Hab. He then messes with the walkie-talkie-like thing. a bit more before placing it just far enough back that whoever ended up watching this wouldn't get a nice view of his nostrils.
Because no one wants that. Unless they have some sort of insane fetish and he really hopes no one here does. Then the view goes to his eye, then his forehead as the viewer hears the rustling of the paper which the instructions were on. Mark mumbles a few times and the view switches violently to his chest, his hand, then his full face.
He shrugs and gives a slightly cheeky grin as an "apology" of sorts.)
Let's see here... good. Everything seems good. Alright then.
(He pauses then decides to start introducing himself.)
So, I'm Mark Watney and until now- I was kind of screwed over and more or less left for dead on Mars. And now I'm still stuck in space, but I'm no longer on Mars. (Here's a sort of sarcastic joke disappointment.) Hey...I guess. And no, I'm not bullshitting anyone about this. Though, maybe that antenna did a better job than I thought at putting a hole through me and my suit and I'm actually dead...
(A pause. Wow, what a downer.)
So, uh...I guess I went from the frying pan (okay, there wasn't any sort of real flames involved, though I did get an antenna through me - don't recommend, do not put that on our bucket list), to a red rusting desert freezer, to an abandoned piece of human civilization...to going to sleep for the night so deal with whatever that was...to waking up here in some weird thing...and well, necklaces and cool new hardware aside, I'm not really that impressed right now.

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