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The Paperboy ([personal profile] plus_tip) wrote in [community profile] genessia2014-01-31 11:17 am
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Newspaper - Saturday Edition

[OOC NOTE: Posted early since I most likely won't be available tomorrow.]

[Did you subscribe to The Genessia Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Genessia flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations in the other cities will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]

[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window and/or broke something in the area: Ice King, and Orihime Inoue.]




Singles Ads

Bear-Slaying Geek
SWM age 17 seeks SF age 16-19, must be cute. Interested in video games and nothing else. Favorite foods include everything under the sun. Call me to hear my story about killing a helpless giant bear all by my lonesome!

Musician Royalty
SM seeks F for many enchanted evenings. Knows how to treat a girl like a princess, and when it's time for pizza and rock 'n roll. Especially fond of women who are 'pleasantly plump.

Super Dead!
SWM seeks pretty much everything under the sun. Enjoys being horrible, listening to horrible music, and eating horrible food and also ravioli. Disease-resistant. Will take anything he can get his hands on. Excels at exorcising the living.

Are you a lonely sadsack? Maybe placing an ad will change your luck! Fill out the form below and send it in to see your ad in next week's paper! Names will not be shown, so be sure to include your radio frequency number. Who knows? You might meet someone dreamy! Or a creepy stalker! Try your luck today!



Dear Tabby

Due to the lack of submissions, there will be no responses from our resident advice columnist this week. You guys just think you know it all, don't you?

Nova Guardian Election

As of last night, the voting booths have closed and the votes are being counted. There was a delay in gathering the votes due to an unexpected power surge, which left the district where the booths were located completely devoid of energy and light. The energy was restored two hours later without incident. The winner of the poll is expected to be announced in the next week, if there are no further delays.

Charm Quest Fast Approaching

Fortune teller Imelda Shoop has informed reporters that a new charm quest will be available next month. "The fates have seen it," she reported with a flourish over her electric crystal ball. "In order to obtain a charm, one must be armed with true love, and the utmost perseverance." When asked for more concrete details on what the quest would entail, Imelda promptly fell asleep and began to snore. More details will be forthcoming once they are made available.


Your Weather Forecast
Genessia City
*Sunday, February 2 - Cloudy. High 50 F / Low 30 F
*Monday, February 3 - Snow showers. High 35 F / Low 25 F
*Tuesday, February 4 - Cloudy. High 39 F / Low 31 F
*Wednesday, February 5 - Rain/Freezing rain. High 39 F / Low 24 F
*Thursday, February 6 - Mostly sunny. High 30 F / Low 18 F
*Friday, February 7 - Partly cloudy. High 26 F / Low 19 F
*Saturday, February 8 - Partly cloudy. High 29 F / Low 27 F

Attleton
*Sunday, February 2 - Mostly sunny. High 28 F / Low 11 F
*Monday, February 3 - Partly cloudy. High 41 F / Low 24 F
*Tuesday, February 4 - Snow. High 30 F / Low 3 F
*Wednesday, February 5 - Mostly sunny. High 16 F / Low -5 F
*Thursday, February 6 - Mostly cloudy. High 25 F / Low 10 F
*Friday, February 7 - Cloudy. High 27 F / Low 16 F
*Saturday, February 8 - Snow showers. High 29 F / Low 5 F

Everglade
*Sunday, February 2 - Mostly sunny. High 45 F / Low 31 F
*Monday, February 3 - Partly cloudy. High 43 F / Low 28 F
*Tuesday, February 4 - Cloudy. High 40 F / Low 27 F
*Wednesday, February 5 - Partly cloudy. High 40 F / Low 26 F
*Thursday, February 6 - Mostly cloudy. High 42 F / Low 22 F
*Friday, February 7 - Sunny! High 37 F / Low 26 F
*Saturday, February 8 - Mostly cloudy. High 39 F / Low 34 F

Fayren
*Sunday, February 2 - Sunny! High 51 F / Low 41 F
*Monday, February 3 - PM Showers. High 48 F / Low 41 F
*Tuesday, February 4 - Showers. High 48 F / Low 42 F
*Wednesday, February 5 - Rain. High 50 F / Low 45 F
*Thursday, February 6 - Rain/wind. High 52 F / Low 43 F
*Friday, February 7 - Showers. High 48 F / Low 43 F
*Saturday, February 8 - Rain/wind. High 50 F / Low 45 F

Nova City
*Sunday, February 2 - Partly cloudy. High 63 F / Low 44 F
*Monday, February 3 - Mostly sunny. High 65 F / Low 40 F
*Tuesday, February 4 - Rain/snow showers. High 44 F / Low 31 F
*Wednesday, February 5 - Mostly sunny. High 45 F / Low 30 F
*Thursday, February 6 - Partly cloudy. High 45 F / Low 32 F
*Friday, February 7 - AM clouds/PM sun. High 45 F / Low 39 F
*Saturday, February 8 - Rain. High 43 F / Low 37 F


(OOC: Would you like to submit a story, or be featured in this paper? Let me know! Here's a list of columns I'd like to see:
*Spotlight on Genessia Citizens
*Horoscopes
*Movie Reviews)

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