[Video/Private to God] Are you there, God? It's me, Vyse.

[vyse_the_legend]

 [Fayren's Guardian is going to get a little update courtesy of our local legend. Now, he hasn't been here long, and has done his best to stay off the grid, keep his head down, but he just can't keep his nose out of trouble. Mind you, due to his lack of presence, he doesn't know about God and how she can't talk, so he's shooting her a video call.]

Hey, this is Fayren's Guardian, right? I have a little news about this Goblin problem of yours...

[He turns his phone so that the screen is facing the camp. He can't zoom very far on the thing, so he figures she's going to have to take his word for it.] Just like the paper said, they've got that flag... but what's got me is that they have a leader of some kind. Some big guy with a metal jaw... I don't know who it is, but I can tell he's looking for trouble.

I don't know what you want to do about it, but I thought I'd give you a heads up.

Comments

[Text AND video. She's fancy shmancy like that.]

[whos_this_bitch]

Yes. [Luckily for you, Vyse, she figured out text and video together a while ago. She's probably the only one who needed it, so it's a thing she learned. Oh well. It's not like no-one else could do it.

She's certainly troubled by what she sees here. She likes her little forest here, and to see someone messing with it... well, it annoys her, that's for sure. she has to sigh - it couldn't all be quite in her little corner forever, she supposes.]

Do you need any help with this situation?

You think that's fancy? You should see this guy he's fighting!

[vyse_the_legend]

[Vyse's response was delayed by a fair bit, because he had to turn off his phone while he was busy with Trapjaw. Now that he's freed himself up a little, his face reappears on God's phone (which is weird to say). He's running through the woods, obviously, by how the phone jumbles around. He's ragged, panting, but pushing himself.]

Help? I guess I could use some help. They caught me snooping. I'm trying to give this guy the slip, but it's tough. Oh, also, it's not this guy that's running things - it's someone named "Skeletor."

I can't say where I am exactly, it's pretty far off the beaten path. I should be able to lose this guy, he's pretty dumb, but I'm running as fast as I can back towards the main road at least to head back into the city.

...Yeeeeah, she's not all that fancy u,u;; XD

[whos_this_bitch]

I can help you do that. Make sure as many people as you can know what you know.

[Keep an eye out where you are, Vyse, she's swinging that way very quickly.]