NEWSPAPER - BIWEEKLY EDITION
[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window, at the person, and/or broke something in the area: -.]
Reality TV
Local TV studio in Nova City is looking to start p a reality TV show. They are calling for people to send in resumes and audition tapes so they can be filtered through so they can decide on who or what the reality TV show will be about. Talking to those involved in the show, we’ve gotten word that they’ve been swapped with an overwhelming number of submissions.
We’ve spoken to one applicant. They work for the Nova City Vehicle Department, and they say you wouldn’t believe how exciting their life gets. A morgue worker told us that those they deal with the dead, things get pretty lively with them too. We will wait to see who ends up being selected.
Summer Sales
It seems like we might be in for a hot summer this year around. At least that’s what is being predicted. Most don’t seem to mind the idea of a hot summer while a lot of others are fans of Winter. Regardless, due to the news, many shops have started placing discounts on their summer clothes, hoping to beat out their competition in sales.
It seems to be working, as some stores in Genessia City and Nova City are reporting record high sales. So if you are planning to spend some time out in the summer heat, it might not be such a terrible idea to stop in at one of these shops and pick up some things.
Gelp Reviews
A reoccurring section of the Newspaper where people write in reviews or critiques of business or other services. Want to submit your own review to end up in the paper? Go here!
Business/Service: Jardin Verdoyant
City: Attleton
Review Title: Happy flowers.
Still the best place in the whole city to get your gardening supplies! Your gardens will thank you, trust me.
Rating: ★★★★★
Business/Service: Amagi Inn
City: Genessia City
Review Title: Delicious sleep
Got my best night of sleep here. My house is being remolded and I needed a place to stay. I don’t think I would mind staying here for an entire week if I had to!
Rating: ★★★★★
Business/Service: Garden Bistro
City:Attleton
Review Title: Title of the review
Pretty sure this place gave me food poisoning. Would not recommend.
Rating: ★☆☆☆☆
Business/Service: Genessia Center Arts Theater
City: Genessia City
Review Title: Needs cleaning
The shows they put on are great and all, but they could really use some people to clean this place. My shoe was practically glued to the floor from someone spilling a drink in there..
Rating: ★☆☆☆☆
Horoscopes
A new section in the paper that will probably only appear when the Horoscope writer isn't feeling lazy.
| Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer |
| You will experience some important insights at work today... this is a day when you will be able to see things that others have missed, or have ignored. You may find yourself out of your comfort zone, searching for information... but you will be in a better position to understand things once you do. Energy Level: 1 Stress Level: 2 Love Level: 3 Best sign for Romance: Pisces Passion Level: 1 Best sign for Passion: Aries Today's Themes: Spirituality - Subconscious - Secrets | This is a successful day for many of you, with your efforts being fruitful. Many of you are in a very adventurous mood, willing to leap about all over the place in an effort to both achieve your goals, and to enjoy some variety. Energy Level: 5 Stress Level: 5 Love Level: 3 Best sign for Romance: Aries Passion Level: 2 Best sign for Passion: Sagittarius Today's Themes: Friends - Wishes - Recreation | Your personal interests are strong at the moment. You are very attractive at the moment, and people are taking note. Singles will have a great time, many of whom are in search of love (and may even travel to make it happen). Couples will expand their social circle. Energy Level: 3 Stress Level: 5 Love Level: 1 Best sign for Romance: Cancer Passion Level: 5 Best sign for Passion: Virgo Today's Themes: Work - Health | Many of you are not concerned with the status quo at work, and you're wandering off in your own directions, interested in seeking out the things that interest you. You're not interested in those who try to knock you down, because you simply don't care for their negative comments. If they're not interested in supporting you, you're not going to give them enough time to complain... you'll be off on your journey by the time they open their mouths. Energy Level: 1 Stress Level: 5 Love Level: 2 Best sign for Romance: Aquarius Passion Level: 2 Best sign for Passion: Libra Today's Themes: Change - Regeneration - Passion |
| Leo | Virgo | Libra | Scorpio |
A change in mental attitude will get you a long way today. It's an important moment, when you must choose between sticking with an old idea or belief that holds you back, or being brave and adopting a new and more successful attitude. It's never easy, but don't forget this: you have achieved a lot in the past, but you can't really take full advantage of it, or build upon it, until you learn to appreciate it and use it properly. We are given things for a reason, so learn from what you have. | Love is long and winding road. You may have felt that things are going too slowly lately, and that you have been working hard for love. But your destination is in sight, and you are nearly there... things will begin to get easier very soon, and you will be glad that you were patient with love. Energy Level: 4 Stress Level: 3 Love Level: 1 Best sign for Romance: Capricorn Passion Level: 5 Best sign for Passion: Aquarius Today's Themes: Friends - Wishes - Recreation | Action must be balanced with clear thinking today, otherwise you could find yourself running around in circles, not really getting anything done. Match your inward desires with your outward actions... if you can do this, you'll be working in perfect sync with all of life's offers and options today. Energy Level: 4 Stress Level: 2 Love Level: 4 Best sign for Romance: Virgo Passion Level: 4 Best sign for Passion: Taurus Today's Themes: Self-image - Sensuality | Among the many things that you will have to juggle during this busy day, you'll have to face a human obstacle that could lead to an argument. Hold your ground, and don't allow the other person to walk all over you. Energy Level: 4 Stress Level: 3 Love Level: 4 Best sign for Romance: Taurus Passion Level: 1 Best sign for Passion: Leo Today's Themes: Home - Family - Relatives |
| Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces |
| Relationships probably won't be as smooth as you'd like today. While your formal relationships are probably doing fine, your more personal relationships are proving to be quite a juggling act. Try to keep up, and avoid getting upset. Everyone seems to want a piece of you today, and you'll simply have to prioritise your time, and communicate with people as best as you can. Energy Level: 2 Stress Level: 2 Love Level: 5 Best sign for Romance: Sagittarius Passion Level: 3 Best sign for Passion: Libra Today's Themes: Friends - Wishes - Recreation | You will find yourself going out of your comfort zone to make money, and improve your career status. You're not being frivolous, however, you're being quite wise and controlled about things, making good decisions. | Family life is still quite a juggling act at the moment. There is plenty to do in your home, and you are spreading yourself between work, friends, a partner, house work, etc. Stay focused, and just try to get through the day! Energy Level: 5 Stress Level: 3 Love Level: 2 Best sign for Romance: Leo Passion Level: 4 Best sign for Passion: Pisces Today's Themes: Romance - Marriage - Partnerships | For many of you, Love's theme of late has been about change and adaptation. Many changes are still taking place in your love life, but mostly in your attitudes towards love and relationships. Today should see the toughest step being taken. Energy Level: 1 Stress Level: 4 Love Level: 5 Best sign for Romance: Taurus Passion Level: 4 Best sign for Passion: Leo Today's Themes: Communication - Intellectual pursuits |
Job Listings
Need a job? Check out a few jobs open right here in Genessia and its neighboring cities!
Nova City Elementary: This Elementary School in Nova City is currently hiring Teachers and Teaching Assistants.
CCC Company: A construction, carpentry and cleaning company in Attleton. They are currently hiring Construction Workers, Carpenters and Maids.
Amagi Inn: The Amagi inn in Genessia City is hiring for Maids and Waitresses. If interested, contact Yukiko Amagi.
Fawn’s Forge: Fawn’s Forge in Fayren is hiring Blacksmith Apprentices.
Hospital: The Genessia City Hospital is currently hiring Doctors, Nurses, Secretaries, Receptions and a Hospital Administrator.
[ OOC: ATTENTION! Please note that due to large volume of hiring positions, the ones advertised in the newspaper will rotate from now on unless the player specifically requests the position to be included in the newspaper. Thank you! Additionally, if a name is not listed, you do not need to contact anyone's player to apply for the job, simply comment the employment page. Any place of business with a name is owned by a character and you will need to plot your character's addition to the business with that character's player or have it in a thread. ]
Bounties
Genessia City
Street Fighting: A street gang has been going around beating pedestrians up with bats. No one has died, but it is only a matter of time. A level 1 bounty is being offered to anyone that can bring them in.
Nova City
Spider-Hunt: A shipment of remote control spider drones have been stolen and used in several crimes throughout the city, from robbing banks to jewelry stores. A level 2 payment is being offered for anyone that can find the thief and bring them in.
Everglade
The Halfbreed Collector: A man known only as 'The Halfbreed Collector' has been mistreating and selling off people who are half human and half some other creature in Everglade. Please stop this man and bring him in for a Level 2 reward.
Fayren
Wayward Beasts: Mysterious deaths and odd occurrences have been happening over the last few days. People suddenly losing all memories, piles of clothes with ash inside of them among other things. But with the interview in the paper, it has been revealed that five Beasts have been unleashed. A level 3 bounty is being offered for the beasts. Extreme caution should be used when attempting to claim any of the bounties.
Zombic Beast - a creature that looks humanoid. If it injuries you, however, you die shortly after and it gains control of your body. It often likes to eat its victims when they turn, but it will also have then go and gather more victims for it.
Queen Beast - Likes dark places like caves. Spawns little creatures that kill and feed on other creatures and return to it to give her some of the food as well.
Feeder Beast - a contradictory sort of creature. It's immune to magic, but it can use magic. It has fangs and it bites and injects magic spells into others. It can put a fire in your body and burn you from the inside out or inject a water spell into you and drown you. It devours your soul when you die, and though it is humanoid it is stronger and faster than any human.
Attleton
Pawful Crime - Several dogs have been kidnapped by a man calling himself the Dognapper. A level 4 payment is being offered for anyone that can recover the dogs.
Your Weather Forecast
Genessia City
June 5th - June 19th

Attleton
June 5th - June 19th

Everglade
June 5th - June 19th

Fayren
June 5th - June 19th

Nova City
June 5th - June 19th

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Submissions for the Next Paper!
Bounty Claims!
Bounty Claim Form
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Who: Mariko Ishiwatari, anyone who wants to join
Additional Information: Likely to make a log for this one
Re: Bounty Claims!
Who: John Smith
Additional Information: If you're an active poaster and don't mind siding with a jerk AND want a log, lemme know
Re: Bounty Claims!
Who: Dante Sparda, open to more though
Additional Information: Not that I can think of.
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Who: Belle French & whoever wants to join.
Additional Information: N/A
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Huh, that could be kinda interesting. He'd be really iffy about working with kids, for emotional and legal reasons. It's not like minors can sign legally binding waivers or anything. She'd have to pinky promise to let him call the shots.
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"No can do, squirt. Taking a kid with me makes me responsible for what happens to you. And that's just what I'll be: responsible. As in, responsible for every little detail. As in, you won't do jack 'till I say so. There's a good chance this sicko has guard dogs who would just as soon tear your arm off as look at you. So unless you got some magical superpower that can recondition dogs to not be rabies-ridden killers, then I'll do what I have to to stop this guy. Even if that means going through his furry friends. No if's, and's, or but's.
So if you wanna go with me on this, you gotta swear on your mother's grave you'll do exactly what I say, when I say it. My way or the highway."
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Who: Reiner Braun & Anyone who wants to join in.
Additional Information: As always, Reiner is using an alias of Franz Diamant. Since this is the third bounty for him (first, second), I'll be doing a log.
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Who: List what character(s) Levi Ackeman & Anyone who wants to join
Additional Information: This would be his first bounty, but I can work on a log if someone would like to join him.
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