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[lazyjustice]

It seems... it's been hot...

[it's not easy to tell, honestly. But it also means he doesn't have a problem with that]

As an ice ice man, I'm willing to visit anyone's business, residence or picnic in order to cool things down for a negotiable price. [and ice crackles over his skin as he shows off the validity of his ability]

Ah... also...

[He holds up a tiny white dog that, small anyway, looks almost like a mouse in his large hands]

Name suggestions?

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[get_dunked]

[A spooky, smiling skeleton shows up on the screen. He's only here for one thing.]

here's a good name for the dog: woofington von barkshire.

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[justicereigns]

Betsy!

[You know how sometimes Smoker is too stupid for words, and most often in front of Kuzan?]

[THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.]

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[lazyjustice]

[oh, a talking skeleton. Less rare than he would have imagined... He huffs a laugh at the name, though not entirely for the reasons it is funny]

I've spent my career picking up after people with names like Saint von etcetera. Something a little more down to earth would be better, I think.

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[lazyjustice]

[you mean most times interspersed with stabs of surprising brilliance? This is like most times however]

I'm not naming the dog after your Grandmother. [he doesn't even know if Smoker has a grandmother. But it seems like it would be the case if he had]

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[justicereigns]

You know my Grandmother?

[SMOKER DOESN'T KNOW IF HE HAS A GRANDMOTHER EITHER. HE MIGHT BE PART D.]

She doesn't have big ears and big teeth does she...?

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[justicereigns]

How about Juniper!

[I'm not kidding Kuzan. 100% downhill from here.]

[youfool]

How about "Paul"? Means 'small' or 'humble' in Latin.

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[soru]

[ dog. small dog. ]

Bacon.

[ seems embarrassed about the name the very moment the first syllable comes out ]

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[tonytonychopper]

[The feed opens on modernish doctor's office with all the various file folders stacked up in the background and probably around three fans on full blast somewhere to the left. After a few moments a hoof will rise to grasp the edge of the desk and pull Chopper's suffering gaze into view.]

I'll give a fifth of my paycheck if you can make this an ice cave at the start of my shift!

[So what if he was wanted? It was only 50 beli and totally not valid while they were here. And seriously, reindeer in anything over 70F? Please put him out of his misery!!!]

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[lazyjustice]

Unfortunately she looks just like you. [lies on lies]

How about not. There's nothing very tree about... it.

[lazyjustice]

...Is that a pun? [suspicious]

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[lazyjustice]

..... I must ask you please do not eat the dog.

[Marine or no he's seen hungry Marines in his time-- and he also knows any apprentice of Garp is not worth trusting around anything resembling foodstuffs.]

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[lazyjustice]

[it's cute... Kuzan has a low capacity for cute but still it exists. He is almost willing to do it for free to help Chopper out.

However...]

So I should help you do as you like, pirate? [is he teasing? Is he not? Who knows]

[youfool]

I hope so! Er, how so? Oh, you mean like "Paw-l"? [Grin]

"Ha, good catch!"

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[soru]

[ oh my lord ]

As a name, sir. I'm not going to eat your dog.

[ where'd that reverence for rank go? probably waylaid by indignation. ]

[lazyjustice]

Ha.

[amused]

In any case no. I am not sure if humble is apt.

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[lazyjustice]

No? Not even if I were to name it say... Donut? [rubs his chin and regards Coby carefully.] Sprinkle?

[soru]

No. [ navy admiral aokiji, ladies and gentlemen. ]

I'm not that desperate, sir.

[lazyjustice]

Good to know. Then you may walk it.

[even during vacation a fleet admiral is still a fleet admiral.]

Are you keeping well?

[soru]

Thank you, sir.

[ not sure if this is an honour or another headache in the making ]

Better than expected. Is it always this chaotic around here?

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[enchantressofore]

[ Taking a break for the moment because it's hot. Kuzan can cool things down --

Right Smoker told her about the ice power, and he's showing it now. It's tempting... But there's another issue at have.

That dog is so cute.

Adela's smiling when she sees him holding it, thoughtful when she tries to give him an answer. ]

I have only heard of snow from merchants before, that it is fluffy, white, and cold... So perhaps Snow?

[ Little ball of white fluff, right? Keep it simple. ]

[lazyjustice]

[Well the dog seems biddable enough. And it won't look half as ridiculous as when he does it. It does have a tendency to pee on cats though.]

Hmm... ah... well... Who knows? Perhaps... Could be... Maybe...

They all are very lively...

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[lazyjustice]

Uninspired.

[as well as Ice, fluffy, cotton, cloudy and inexplicably, spot.]

Would you like some company?

[she looks like she's fairly hot and for Smoker's apprentice he doesn't mind doing it for free and nosing through Smoker's space when he's not there to get a good feel of it]

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[enchantressofore]

Well... Perhaps Magnolia, after the beautiful white flowers at home.

[ She's trying okay?

She's also a little thrown off by the offer, confused and rubbing the back of her neck. She'll also briefly look back to the very hot-looking pup on her bed. ]

... If you wish to, you would be welcome. I think Ash and Sami would love it, honestly.

[soru]

[ pirates ]

Wonderful. [ no ]

All the better to keep us on our toes. [ double no ]