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[Have a very pale and nervous Krillin showing up.]

Okay, so, I'm sure I won't have to tell Vegeta because like me, he probably felt this but... I have something of a public service announcement. There is an alien here that I have... personal experience with. I would love to say he's exaggerating on his claims, but he's mostly not. Okay, story time...

[He clears his throat and all.]

So, I crossed paths with him on the Planet Namek, looking for a way to restore the Dragon Balls of my world with their Dragon Balls - it's a long story, but whoever assembles the balls gets a wish. Anyway, Frieza and his army were looking for the balls so Frieza could wish for immortality. My buddy Goku was able to beat him... but only after he killed me with a single gesture. Oh, and Planet Namek? Didn't survive the fight.

Goku and Frieza's battle blew up an entire planet. And that wasn't Frieza's first. Or third. Frieza is a ruthless, bloodthirsty, power-hungry psychopath that won't hesitate to kill if you get in his way. Heck, look at him wrong and you might get vaporized. Or he may do it for fun. Just... steer clear of him.

Let Vegeta, 18, and I handle him. We're... probably the best equipped to do that.

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[Cue the creepy doubled distorted voice.]

Then tell us this, why have you yet to pursue this nuisance and are wasting time telling us unnecessary stories?

As you have implied, there are lives at stake, are they not?

Because as much as I hate to admit it, I'm... probably not a match for him right now. If I were to go toe-to-toe with him, I'd get destroyed in an instant. I've gotten stronger - a lot stronger - since the last time we crossed paths but... so has he.

Honestly, right now only Vegeta really has a chance to take him on head-on.

That's great information and all, but you're going to have to go ahead and tell the Guardians what to do considering he's probably the type of idiot who doesn't understand that we don't actually rule the world. It isn't as though he's the first "all-powerful" megalomaniac to walk through here thinking that's who he has to take down to rule the world. We can't exactly sit around going "Hold on, wait for me to phone a friend here because I can't be bothered to deal with you myself."

[ Running scared is great and all but in realistic terms, this entire suggestion is bullshit and Weiss's expression says she knows as much. ]

Edited 2016-07-22 06:27 (UTC)

And yet you boast yourself to be one of the three to face him.

Do you truly believe that the denizens of this realm would put their trust in a coward?

I'm not going to just sit around and watch. I can't take him on, but I can slow him down at least. He can't sense me, but I can sense him. I can use that to my advantage and keep him chasing me.

Miss Schnee is right. You can say you're taking responsibility for him, but the Guardians are the ones charged with protecting the cities. We need to know what to do to keep everyone safe.

[Sitting around waiting and hoping for the problem to go away by being dealt with by someone else isn't exactly an acceptable option for him.]

You don't understand. He can destroy entire planets with a single finger. You need to get out of town until Vegeta deals with him. He may not be 'all-powerful' but he's far beyond anything that this place has ever seen.

I'll distract him as best I can, but even I'm no match for him. Vegeta... somehow... can tap into some form of energy that puts him on par with the gods of our universe. He's our best bet, and honestly he's going to want the first shot at him.

Frieza destroyed his planet and his people. This is personal for him... but I'd be lying if I said I thought the city will survive them coming to blows. Just... evacuate as many people as you can and hope for the best.

The best way to keep people safe right now? Keep him happy, and pray he doesn't decide to blow up something for fun. Vegeta should be able to beat him down, but everyone else is little more than a distraction at best.

Th--thanks for the warning.

[and now he is going to hide under his desk and very quietly freak out. A whole planet? But he'll be fine. It'll be fine. They said they could handle it right? It would all be fine]

No, I do understand. I got that part. But I don't think you understand that "just lie down and do nothing while your people have a fight that destroys the entire city" is not an option and that's the only one you're giving anyone.

What other choice is there!? When someone can destroy - and I mean blow up, not just wipe out everything on it - an entire planet, there isn't a whole lot normal people can do.

Believe me, I know how you feel. I've watched my best friend have to fight people like this on a regular basis, watched as every punch could decide the fate of an entire universe, and felt utterly helpless that I couldn't help.

Vegeta may not be the nicest of people, but he's not evil. He will beat down Frieza, and keep collateral to a minimum, but the amount of force needed to make Frieza even flinch would level a city block. The only bright spot is if Vegeta kills Frieza, he'll come back weaker thanks to this place. If we can kill him enough times he would become manageable. But as it is, we don't have a lot of options.

I wish the news was better, believe me. He's the last person I ever wanted to see show up here.

[He's just going to give Krillin a look... while tapping into his inner Chopper a little.]

You've got to be kidding me.

[Is it clear he doesn't like that idea? Because he doesn't like that idea. In fact, he likes this idea even less than when his squadron was assigned to do a fly-by in the middle of a war.]

I understand that you're more familiar with him, but we can't risk waiting and seeing what happens. There's too much at stake here.

[And he knows that if something happens, and the Guardians didn't do anything, they'd be the ones blamed for it. And Blaze is certainly sick of getting blame pinned on him for things he wasn't involved in.]

And right now, if you antagonize him, or confront him, you're only going to get in Vegeta's way and put more people in danger.

It sucks, I know. I wish it were different. Hell, I'd love to take a crack at him but the truth is, he's beyond anything we're capable of. We might as well try to punch the sun for all the good it would do.

I can help. And before you try to tell me no, allow me to elaborate why. I can't die- not easily. [He says this while giving a visible demonstration, his arm coming into view of the camera, and warping as if it were made of liquid- then shaping back to normal.]

I'm a shapeshifter. By my very nature, unless he hits something important, it'll be pretty hard to kill me. And no matter how strong he physically is, I don't think it'll mean much if I fuse my hand with his heart. Even if I can't kill him with brute force, I can help slow him down, and if I get an opponent, I can probably put him down.

I'm tired of people like this showing up and acting like they have the run of the place. I'd rather not let him disturb anyone's ordinary lives with his posturing.

No.

That's not happening.

... That's him then? If that's his energy I'm feeling, then we're probably a little more outclassed than I thought. [A momentary pause.]

Get Vegeta. I think our best bet might be to cut him off before he learns the city, otherwise we have no advantage to speak of. [She's also running on assumption of SSJ Vegeta since no one has told her otherwise.]

The whole planet?

Can you add a lock to protect Adela from this for now? [Gives him the info for this.]

I know of weapons capable of half a planet... but all of it? On his own? Can I ask how?

If he's actually that powerful why is he bothering to stay in Genessia like the rest of us?

Also: Explain what he's actually doing in his attacks rather than just saying that he's all-powerful. I'd appreciate it if you could describe what type of energy he uses and how he uses it, in addition to what his defense mechanisms are for physical, mental, and spiritual capabilities. I'd also appreciate knowing exactly what his goals are and any personal information you may know, as hoping that everyone doesn't die while you Maybe kill him a hundred times until he doesn't remember how powerful he is doesn't sound like a plan to me.

No offense, but you sound just as powerless against him as you're trying to assure everyone that we are, so forgive me if I don't have much faith in your plan.

You certainly think highly of yourself. Over a hundred people have been brought here and you have the balls to say that you and your two friends are the only one who can handle them after telling us you died.

Excuse me if I don't put my faith in your egotistical incompetence. Once again human nature will be its downfall.

You appear to be gravely underestimating more than a few who have been brought here.

[ Fuck's sake. First Battler and now this? Patchouli is not amused. ]

That aside...

You will tell me everything you know about him. [ That was so not a request. ] His weaknesses, how precisely he was defeated, and so on.

That you can say that so casually only proves you are far too weak, and have never even come close to dealing with someone even close to the capacity as claimed. Do not be so arrogant yourself, nor presume that all those with extremely high egos or strength are automatically human. Monsters are rarely flesh, blood, and bone, and most go to great lengths to eliminate whatever humanity they may have once had.

Try speaking so arrogantly yourself when you've seen the impossible destruction as committed by subhuman pieces of shit, actually done your best to prevent it yourself, and then you may have some room to talk, weakling.

I was merely pointing out the idiocy and ponderousness of his statements. It's you who read into my words and read something that's all your own. Human is a word defined by those who use it. Often described as those with humanity and those without. The greatest monsters I've seen wore the appearance of the unassumed, so I have no doubt in those claims or their accuracy.

I was also pointing out the fact that he claimed that the three of them can handle it. Honestly I'm fine with that however this threat threatens us all. Do we not have a right to protect ourselfs?

Or are we to just watch as death greets us? I'm curious as to what your thoughts are.

Oh, I know well the dangers of wolves in sheep's clothing, and normally I'd consider it more bluff than not, however:

If a certain former admiral from my world were to show up, or even people from my future or a significant time period in my world's past, the only thing I would do is evacuate the city and/or try to lure the people he would most like to destroy to somewhere else. And evacuate that area instead. Even I could not stop him, and I know that the only people I consider stronger than me have tried.

Luckily rulers usually want something to play King of the Sandcastle over -- the only reason my world does still exist.

Want the honest truth? Don't be an idiot. If someone tells you to avoid someone? Do it.

Or you could always find out how much harder it is to defend yourself after dying multiple times until you learn. Your choice.

Here's the thing: our world works far different from what we've seen here. We aren't normal people, two of the three named are not human. First and foremost we know how to contain large scale damage to a minimum and two of the three have fought this monster before and know his tricks. Meaning, once more, damage is kept at an a absolute minimum.

I, personally, would not mind extra help just in case something happens. However, he does have a point of where he's coming from and I sincerely know from experience he's trying to keep others safe from something that's a true threat otherwise that comment never would have been made.

You have to understand where we're coming from as our world is not unaccustomed to fighting potentially world leveling things like that. Nor do I appreciate your calling my husband a coward when he's anything but.

Edited (PHONE TAGGING, GRUH) 2016-07-22 14:32 (UTC)

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