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[The view: what appears to be a large metal goblet of some kind sitting in The Bay. Judging by how the water only seems to be covering up the very bottom, it must be huge. Massive, even. At least 20 feet tall.
A voice speaks, accompanied by flashes of light from somewhere behind it. It sounds vaguely masculine, but also elderly and fussy. You can easily imagine it belonging to someone who owns a second hand bookstore and putters about in carpet slippers and a robe.]
Hello? Helloooooo?
This is most unfortunate timing. We only had another 142 years before the ritual was complete. Where are we?
[A second voice cuts in. This one sounds like a woman. An impatient woman who probably beats people up for a living.]
That's not going to get any one to listen to us. You've gotta put the fear of me in 'em. Like this:
HEY! ALL OF YOU! WHOEVER DRAGGED US OUT HERE BETTER DRAG US BACK OR I'LL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT! I'M WARNING YOU I'M REALLY GOOD AT GOUGING!
You know you don't have fingers anymore, right?
Shh! Don't interrupt me when I'm posturing!
This is all doomed to tears. I can feel it now.
A voice speaks, accompanied by flashes of light from somewhere behind it. It sounds vaguely masculine, but also elderly and fussy. You can easily imagine it belonging to someone who owns a second hand bookstore and putters about in carpet slippers and a robe.]
Hello? Helloooooo?
This is most unfortunate timing. We only had another 142 years before the ritual was complete. Where are we?
[A second voice cuts in. This one sounds like a woman. An impatient woman who probably beats people up for a living.]
That's not going to get any one to listen to us. You've gotta put the fear of me in 'em. Like this:
HEY! ALL OF YOU! WHOEVER DRAGGED US OUT HERE BETTER DRAG US BACK OR I'LL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT! I'M WARNING YOU I'M REALLY GOOD AT GOUGING!
You know you don't have fingers anymore, right?
Shh! Don't interrupt me when I'm posturing!
This is all doomed to tears. I can feel it now.