[Double facepalms and faceplants into the table with his arms around his head.]

[Oh his god Namur.]

[You just made it worse.]

[You took the amazingly awkward thing and made it EVEN MORE AWKWARD.]

[HOW? WHY?! By Shirohige's white facial hair, WHY?!]

[Smoker answers but it's probably not very coherent from his arms and mushed cigars still in his mouth mind you.]

I just wanted to get Portgas' big brothers threatening to kill me out of the way, I didn't expect you to enjoy it or be more accepting than him about it.

[And he picks up his head from the table.]

What the hell kind of a big brother are you, anyway? You're supposed to be all, "split one of his perfect hairs and I'll drown you." [FROWNS.]

[AND THEN POINTS A FINGER.] He didn't even know how to give mermaid blowjobs. [Spreads his hands in exasperation.] Shouldn't you have shown him around Fishman Island better, or at least... Not be okay with him sleeping with a marine?

[Face palms again and mumbles.] I don't get your crew at all.