Ted wouldn't notice the point system, but it is fun, so why not?

"You know, Abel, I can't tell you how heartbroken I am to see a man of the faith go from 'priest' to 'pirate'. As a brother, it's my solemn duty to judge and rebuke you from your sin, lest you fall to further apostasy." He didn't sound or act very solemn, but it's the thought that counts.