Ted grasped his chin in thought. "I admit befuddlement myself. Perhaps it's
telling us to behave? Observe proper table manners? But then our table
doesn't look to be set any time soon. And I was rather insolent anyway with
my invasion of our greeter's innermost privacy. All right, might as well
continue the insolence. You lay your eyes on whatever backrooms lend
themselves; I'll see to the other three cursed souls. They might have
something more to say."
They did! Sort of. Approaching must have kicked something into gear, though
horribly out of tune and out of pitch.
"WELCOME TO FROGGY FEZBOAR'S WE HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR STAY
MAKE SURE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU EAT AND THEN GO PLAY
OUR BURGERS ARE DELICIOUS AND OUR ROOT BEER CAN'T BE B-B-B-B-"
Their almost-rhythmic heads and feet were twitching as it tried to belt out
the rest. Ted had to shout a little to be heard. "I hope a clue wasn't in
that insipid song!" He's got Gengar on the case, checking them for
valuables too.
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Ted grasped his chin in thought. "I admit befuddlement myself. Perhaps it's telling us to behave? Observe proper table manners? But then our table doesn't look to be set any time soon. And I was rather insolent anyway with my invasion of our greeter's innermost privacy. All right, might as well continue the insolence. You lay your eyes on whatever backrooms lend themselves; I'll see to the other three cursed souls. They might have something more to say."
They did! Sort of. Approaching must have kicked something into gear, though horribly out of tune and out of pitch.
"WELCOME TO FROGGY FEZBOAR'S WE HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR STAY MAKE SURE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU EAT AND THEN GO PLAY OUR BURGERS ARE DELICIOUS AND OUR ROOT BEER CAN'T BE B-B-B-B-"
Their almost-rhythmic heads and feet were twitching as it tried to belt out the rest. Ted had to shout a little to be heard. "I hope a clue wasn't in that insipid song!" He's got Gengar on the case, checking them for valuables too.