I'm well seasoned in stairs, bro. I am the stair master. I will walk the fuck up these stairs. We didn't use the elevator in my apartment growing up. Gotta use the stairs. Tiny Dave in his diaper learning how to use stairs before he learned to walk. Work those fucking stairs, baby Dave.

[ he's going up a step. two. three. four. ]

Stop shit talking the progression of time. I'm trying to concentrate on upward movement. We're going upways now, Jeff. Come on.