What? [ dave's dangling off of him and it doesn't seem to be the best grip in the world. just enough to keep him from hitting the floor at the moment - which he's not terribly worried about. ] I wasn't trying to scare you. I couldn't see what the fuck I was doing. Why are you laughing? Are you trying to scare me? [ dave makes a bit of a face, lips pressed together in a slight displeased frown. ]

Geez, Jeff. I didn't know you were so dramatic. Calm the fuck down. I'd be fine. I can't die unless it's heroic or fucking evil. This is just stupid. Now stop moving your leg. I'm trying to- mooootherfucker.

[ which is more or less what happens. he does actually drop off him once they're in the forested area full of trees, but luckily they're close enough to the ground that it does not, in fact, kill him. an uncomfortable land because he definitely didn't see the ground coming and hit it with his face, but it is not lethal. ]

You know what? Fuck it. I'm staying here.