No! I'm saying. [ dave is face down on the ground, mumbling incoherently into the floor. at least until the grate next to him suddenly spouts water and soaks him. he gets to his feet quickly with a high-pitched shriek in surprise. he holds his arms up, dripping. then gets hit with a different one.

look. he landed at the spring. yay. ]

Fuck this place, Jeff! I'm fine! It's just everything ever that is the absolute worst thing right now! JESUS DICK! Did we find that shitty spring? Get down here. I'm going to shove my foot up someone's ass.