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genessia2013-11-30 07:31 pm
simon_petrikov) wrote in genessia2013-11-30 07:31 pm
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[There were always so many of those strange cocoons in the Bay. No one who woke up there ever seemed to question if there were other people in them or not. Surely if they weren't ALL in the Bay, people still found some. But did anyone ever check? Was there any care given to the other pods? No. People just left them, and carried on with their own business, wanting to get to their own world. No one cared for anyone else, really.]
[One such pod's lid gets blown off in the dank cave at the Bay, and from within spring out crackles of what look like ice shaped like lightning bolts - accompanied by frenzied shouting.]
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! AHAHAHAHA-- Ah?
[With bones creaking and popping, a blue imp of a man sat up from within the pod and looked around.] Whadda-whaaa...? Where am I? [He scowls.] One minute you're fighting off do-gooders and the next you're waking up in a refrigerator. But seriously, where am I?
[As if to answer him, he notices the box in his lap. He immediately lights up with glee.] Ohhhh! Someone got me a prezzie! How thoughtful! Hrm, no tag though... Must be from a seeeecret admirrrrerer. Oooooh~ Princess Bubblegum, I knew you always cared! [He tore into it immediately, to find the strange amulet, the phone, the money and the pamphlet. He could sense the magic in the amulet clearly, but the pamphlet took priority. He read through it muttering to himself.]
GENESSIA?! I've never heard of it. And what's this about getting a job? This is bull-hoohie. [He crumples it up and tosses it away, then awkwardly climbs out of the pod to step in the water and... wander towards the nearest city.] Hello? Helllllooooo? Bah. Where did everyone go? Finn? Finn's Dog? ... Slime Princess?
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[Later, some video phones may have gotten a sudden message in the form of the man's long-nosed face and snow white beard.] Dangit, confounded technology. Never did know how to work one of these-- Oh! Hey is this thing on? Hello? If you're listening, respond with a long silence.
[Long silence.]
... Great! So hey, how it gooooo~ing? I'm new around town and I was wondering if there were any Princesses around this [Finger-quote]"Genessia"[Finger-quote] that could show me a good time? If you aren't completely ugly, I might consider settling in here for a while! With a brand new ice palace and everything... AND NO FINN OR JAKE! >:D Anyway... you there?
...
... Uh...
Hello? Is this thing on?
[One such pod's lid gets blown off in the dank cave at the Bay, and from within spring out crackles of what look like ice shaped like lightning bolts - accompanied by frenzied shouting.]
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! AHAHAHAHA-- Ah?
[With bones creaking and popping, a blue imp of a man sat up from within the pod and looked around.] Whadda-whaaa...? Where am I? [He scowls.] One minute you're fighting off do-gooders and the next you're waking up in a refrigerator. But seriously, where am I?
[As if to answer him, he notices the box in his lap. He immediately lights up with glee.] Ohhhh! Someone got me a prezzie! How thoughtful! Hrm, no tag though... Must be from a seeeecret admirrrrerer. Oooooh~ Princess Bubblegum, I knew you always cared! [He tore into it immediately, to find the strange amulet, the phone, the money and the pamphlet. He could sense the magic in the amulet clearly, but the pamphlet took priority. He read through it muttering to himself.]
GENESSIA?! I've never heard of it. And what's this about getting a job? This is bull-hoohie. [He crumples it up and tosses it away, then awkwardly climbs out of the pod to step in the water and... wander towards the nearest city.] Hello? Helllllooooo? Bah. Where did everyone go? Finn? Finn's Dog? ... Slime Princess?
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[Later, some video phones may have gotten a sudden message in the form of the man's long-nosed face and snow white beard.] Dangit, confounded technology. Never did know how to work one of these-- Oh! Hey is this thing on? Hello? If you're listening, respond with a long silence.
[Long silence.]
... Great! So hey, how it gooooo~ing? I'm new around town and I was wondering if there were any Princesses around this [Finger-quote]"Genessia"[Finger-quote] that could show me a good time? If you aren't completely ugly, I might consider settling in here for a while! With a brand new ice palace and everything... AND NO FINN OR JAKE! >:D Anyway... you there?
...
... Uh...
Hello? Is this thing on?