fukkinawesome: (another job well done)
Wade Wilson ([personal profile] fukkinawesome) wrote in [community profile] genessia2016-11-30 12:27 am

TEXT/Half assedly blocked from various random law related people. Answer of your own will

FOR HIRE: MERCENARY.

Will stab someone to death for various amounts of money and or food. Stabbing recipients must be above the age of eighteen and be worth stabbing.

Stabbing happens at stabbers discretion, please bring photograph and details of stab recipient.

Capable of several different levels of fatal, from somewhat inconvenienced to totally unrecognizable to friends and loved ones.

Please contact me at your earliest convenience.

Deadpool, We Stab Things Real Good.
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2016-11-30 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Damn, where were you when I was hiring security?

[Not that he's displeased with Tektite's performance in the role, but this guy amuses the dark Fae.]

Anything else you do for money and or food?
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2016-11-30 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Aaaaaanything?

[Okay, now he's probably just fucking with you, Wade.]

[Um. Probably probably. Maybe. It's possible. Who the hell knows, the guy is a legitimate goddamned faerie.]
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2016-11-30 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Aw, poor guy! Like a super-stabby puppy, he was.]

You know how to throw parties? Events?

[Someone with such cheerfully low standards had to be a partier, surely.]

I'm hiring for that for... actually, pretty good pay.

Or there's a few other openings if that doesn't suit. Unless, you know, a steady gig just isn't your thing.

I think any of it would leave plenty of time for stabbings on the side.
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2016-11-30 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tannusen smiles a bit, resting his chin in his hand.]

3000 red bills, or the rough equivalent of $4500 a month back on Earth. I run a rather successful gay bar and -- more importantly to that job title -- club. The only one owned by a 'real' person, so far as I know.

We also have extremely good steaks. I'm quite picky about that.

[Ha, ha, meat, get it? But no, really, when the owner is a goddamned human-eating tiger strolling around in human flesh, you're just lucky if the steaks on the menu are beef.]
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2016-11-30 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tannusen grins at that, and there's something odd about his teeth. It's impossible to put a word to it, part of his slipped seeming. A little of one world bleeding into another, but not enough to truly be seen.]

You're welcome to drop by Velvet Lust to check the place out. We're not open during the day, but I'd let you in for an... interview.

[And when you can teleport, it's really not that big a deal to 'pop into the office' during closing hours.]

It's in Genessia City. Rather hard to miss, I'm pleased to say.
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2016-11-30 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Two teleporters? How fun. Tannusen pushes open the heavy oaken door from the inside and beckons Wade in. At least the guy is easy to spot, in that getup. Which... no one is likely to question, in the upstairs part of good 'ol VL.]

It's not as exciting when it's all closed down for the day, of course.
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2016-12-01 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Tannusen appreciates the view. What? He owns this damn place, after all, the guy has to have an appreciation for buff dudes in tight leather.]

Part of why I'm hiring an Event Manager at such a high pay-grade; I'd rather enjoy Velvet Lust to be impossible to miss.

[He's making his money either way, mostly off the 'fake' populace that makes up most of this world. But there's an appeal in becoming more. More frequented by the 'real', or more of an eye-sore for the boring, straight-laced whole of them, the Faerie doesn't much care either way. One way or another, Velvet Lust will produce Glamour by the truck-load, and if it can make the populace a little less dull, then all the better!]

Would you like the tour first, or shall I make us steaks while we talk?

[Free. Steak. Wade, he's offering you free. Steak. For free.]
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2016-12-02 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tannusen laughs, and leads the way through the double-swinging doors into the kitchen.]

Well then, I'll fire up the grill. I hope you like yours rare, it's the house special.

[And not a single joke about meat? Ah, well, some innuendos are just too easy.]
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2016-12-03 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tannusen finds himself laughing again at how easy the innuendo would be. Is Wade doing that on purpose? He fires up the grill and starts preparing a couple very large steaks from the fridge. It would be better if they were room temperature before he starts, but ah well. He rinses them off and massages the seasoning into them while the grill heats up.]

[It's a very new, very high-quality grill; it doesn't take it any longer than that to hit the right temperature, and Tannusen drops the two slabs of meat onto the machine.]

It'll be... mm, probably ten minutes.

[Ten minutes of having to smell that delicious steaky smell, god damn it.]

So, I suppose introductions are a good place to start? I am Tannusen, the owner of this place. I'm an Unseelie Fae; a bengal tiger pooka, to be exact. I also sometimes like to stab people, but usually I just bite.
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2016-12-04 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, is that so? Flirting isn't going to make the steaks cook faster, I'm afraid.

[Tannusen grins, and there's something off about his canines. It's impossible to place; his Slipped Seeming doesn't quite let enough of his true form through to put a finger on it.]

And humans really shouldn't eat completely raw cow. This is...? Yes, this is cow.

[Phew. He keeps the long pig steaks at home marked with his name on the wrapping, but you never know. Mistakes happen!]
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2016-12-04 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Then by all means, continue. And 'worse' won't do when I make the steaks. I'm a tiger, remember? Very particular about what gets served here.

[That said, he gives the two steaks a turn-over. Sizzling increases. As does the scent. Hhhhh.]

But that sounds like an interesting story. Chomped on some rats? I don't know what humans consider bad. It's all prey to me. Unless it's rotting.

[And the tiger considers that for a moment, then gives a 'what can you do?' shrug.]

And even then, it's only not prey because it's turned into a zero-effort snack.

[After all, he's had his share of carrion in his other form; maggots included.]
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2016-12-13 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
People? You mean humans? Yes.

[What of it? He can cook up a good steak out of Long Pig, too. And in his other form, he doesn't bother with the cooking bit. It's not even remotely cannibalism to him even in human form; he's not human anymore. Tannusen's eyebrows go up at that last bit of information, though.]

Really? Big chunks of it, or just a bit of gnawing?

[He doesn't know yet, after all, about Wade's regeneration.]
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2016-12-14 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
I've never eaten a people. Well, part of one, one time, but he had it coming.

[Humans, on the other hand...]

So you lived off your own leg, and you can still walk on it?

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