genessia | Newspaper - Sunday Edition

[Did you subscribe to The Genessia Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Genessia flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations in the other cities will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]

[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window and/or broke something in the area: Raye Hino, Mab, Loke, Angel, and King Hippo.]

Singles Ads

Bear-Slaying Geek
SWM age 17 seeks SF age 16-19, must be cute. Interested in video games and nothing else. Favorite foods include everything under the sun. Call me to hear my story about killing a helpless giant bear all by my lonesome!

Musician Royalty
SM seeks F for many enchanted evenings. Knows how to treat a girl like a princess, and when it's time for pizza and rock 'n roll. Especially fond of women who are 'pleasantly plump.

Super Dead!
SWM seeks pretty much everything under the sun. Enjoys being horrible, listening to horrible music, and eating horrible food and also ravioli. Disease-resistant. Will take anything he can get his hands on. Excels at exorcising the living.

Are you a lonely sadsack? Maybe placing an ad will change your luck! Fill out the form below and send it in to see your ad in next week's paper! Names will not be shown, so be sure to include your radio frequency number. Who knows? You might meet someone dreamy! Or a creepy stalker! Try your luck today!

Dear Tabby

Dear Tabby,

I just got a girlfriend a while back. It's the first relationship I've ever really been in. Now, we've been through some stuff together, but I was wondering... do you know what a guy can do to really impress a girl? Like, I'm not worried or anything, I'm just looking for suggestions!

That's a big question that, honestly, doesn't have any kind of simple answer. Everybody's different and there isn't some sort of catch-all list of ways to impress a girl. The best advice isn't to try to find a way to impress "a girl" but to find a way to impress "this girl." However, keep in mind that if you're already in a relationship, you've likely already impressed her somehow so try not to push it or try too hard from this point on.

That said, you can never really go wrong with the little things. It doesn't need to be anything grand or spectacular but small things like remembering certain dates, her favorite foods, calling just to say "hi" and even picking up small gifts here and there just to show that you're thinking of her can go a long way.

Best of luck.

- Tabby

Pudding Prices Rising

Attributed to a demand of a self proclaimed Overlord of the City (one of many we might note), the price of instant pudding has spiked from 3 dollars fifty to six dollars a box. Even ingredients themselves have increased by two dollars, much to to the annoyance of local pudding lovers. [Contributed by

celestial_wizard]

Rambunctious or just Troublesome?

A Wizard's Guild known as Fairy Haven, which was recently established in Fayren is quickly gaining a reputation for being entertainingly loud. Locals in the village have admitted that despite the guild being located fairly distant from the square, they can sometimes still hear some of the shenanigans going on that leaves several of them curious, and others wary. [Contributed by

celestial_wizard]

Memorial

A small, quiet memorial is planned in Fayren on the 1st of May, for the victims of several familes children who were brutally murdered by a witch and her kin. Their murderers were fortunately brought to justice by members of the Fairy Tail guild in Fayren (aka Fairy Haven). Well wishes can be directed towards the Innkeeper in Fayren. [Contributed by

celestial_wizard]

Your Weather Forecast
Genessia City
*Monday, April 28 - Mostly sunny. High 64 F / Low 44 F
*Tuesday, April 29 - Few showers. High 54 F / Low 43 F
*Wednesday, April 30 - Showers. High 57 F / Low 46 F
*Thursday, May 1 - Showers. High 59 F / Low 45 F
*Friday, May 2 - Showers. High 56 F / Low 44 F
*Saturday, May 3 - Partly cloudy. High 63 F / Low 45 F
*Sunday, May 4 - Few showers. High 62 F / Low 47 F

Attleton
*Monday, April 28 - Partly cloudy. High 73 F / Low 46 F
*Tuesday, April 29 - Showers. High 58 F / Low 41 F
*Wednesday, April 30 - Partly cloudy/strong winds. High 56 F / Low 41 F
*Thursday, May 1 - Partly cloudy. High 59 F / Low 40 F
*Friday, May 2 - Mostly cloudy. High 66 F / Low 42 F
*Saturday, May 3 - Partly cloudy. High 72 F / Low 47 F
*Sunday, May 4 - Partly cloudy. High 70 F / Low 47 F

Everglade
*Monday, April 28 - Partly cloudy. High 62 F / Low 46 F
*Tuesday, April 29 - Partly cloudy. High 73 F / Low 50 F
*Wednesday, April 30 - Sunny! High 77 F / Low 50 F
*Thursday, May 1 - Mostly sunny. High 77 F / Low 47 F
*Friday, May 2 - Partly cloudy. High 67 F / Low 45 F
*Saturday, May 3 - Mostly cloudy. High 68 F / Low 44 F
*Sunday, May 4 - Partly cloudy. High 64 F / Low 46 F

Fayren
*Monday, April 28 - Scattered showers. High 63 F / Low 47 F
*Tuesday, April 29 - Cloudy. High 62 F / Low 45 F
*Wednesday, April 30 - Showers. High 56 F / Low 44 F
*Thursday, May 1 - Showers. High 56 F / Low 42 F
*Friday, May 2 - Partly cloudy. High 57 F / Low 42 F
*Saturday, May 3 - Partly cloudy. High 60 F / Low 44 F
*Sunday, May 4 - Showers. High 57 F / Low 43 F

Nova City
*Monday, April 28 - Cloudy. High 69 F / Low 59 F
*Tuesday, April 29 - Rain. High 65 F / Low 59 F
*Wednesday, April 30 - Rain. High 66 F / Low 57 F
*Thursday, May 1 - Scattered showers. High 71 F / Low 57 F
*Friday, May 2 - Sunny! High 72 F / Low 58 F
*Saturday, May 3 - Partly cloudy. High 72 F / Low 58 F
*Sunday, May 4 - Scattered showers. High 72 F / Low 58 F

(OOC: Would you like to submit a story, or be featured in this paper? Let me know!)