Well, it wouldn't do any of that. I'm not a Sidhe, I'm a commoner. We don't tend to do as much of the mucking around with human lives thing. Usually. Generally.

[It's not actually that far off of a lie. On his world, the Fae have to hide among humanity. Blend in. This is the first place he's been in in any remembered lifetimes that he can just do his own thing.]

I could have already cast it on you, you know, I don't need permission. I'm just asking because I'm a civilized monster.