Well in comparison to Ukoku he's not that scary. He has no idea what you just said bird but he's offend. Now he almost does look like a puffed up, angry little dog, trying to resist the immediate urge to throw something.

Because you don't throw shit at someone's shitty pet bird in a store.

"Tá tú ag dul a bheith anraith éan."

Two can play at this game, BIRD.