He was pretty sure fairies could handle a little abuse. Second story window dives aren't nothing right?

Right of course.

"Don't ye shoo me, the hell did ye even do? Why can't ye just sit inside and watch the telly like everyone else at this hour?"

Oh well it looked like he was about to find out as the door slammed open, the priest looking up from the miserable lump on the ground to whoever was about to come storming out the door.

This should be good.