He's not even doing it on purpose, his old shirt just looks like a swarm of piranha attacked a bag full of blood in it and at that point, why bother. And his hair tie is just, lost to the world somewhere.
And his hair, freshly-washed, is all shiny and sleek and so. fucking. platinum. blond.
And his ass? Looks goddamned amazing in tight black jeans, okay. You could bounce all kinds of currency off that thing if you weren't busy doing laundry on his abs.
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At least he's pretty while he sulks.
He's not even doing it on purpose, his old shirt just looks like a swarm of piranha attacked a bag full of blood in it and at that point, why bother. And his hair tie is just, lost to the world somewhere.
And his hair, freshly-washed, is all shiny and sleek and so. fucking. platinum. blond.
And his ass? Looks goddamned amazing in tight black jeans, okay. You could bounce all kinds of currency off that thing if you weren't busy doing laundry on his abs.
"I don't know how humans eat in the morning."
Liar.