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05. intermission (video;)
[This whole travesty of a video starts off accidentally after Katze drops his phone off the side of his hilariously pink bed. He had it on camera mode prior since he was too damn lazy to get up and fetch a proper mirror. For the last half n' hour he's been using his phone as a mock vanity for all his preening needs. Little does the mulberry alien notice it switched to record.
So much for staying incognito, huh? He's been hiding out since the start of fall.]
Oi, I really need to cut these bangs....! [A childish huff escapes him as he starts tugging on his bright pink bangs. The rest of his impressively long hair is gathered up in a messy bun with cute silver chopsticks in it.] Meh! It will just grow back in a week.
[To anyone watching this cretin fuss about their hair, they might be confused on whether Berg Katze is a he or a she. The space alien borderlines on either gender quite well, Especially dressed in nothing else but skimpy black lingerie.
Here's hoping the kiddies are asleep!]
Boring~! Boring~! BORING! [He whines once he start toying around with some makeup, namely this bright fuchsia lipstick he actually purchased and not steal for once.]
Neh, I need a new look! Those fancy magazine girls always look cool...
[Someone is grumpy today~]
So much for staying incognito, huh? He's been hiding out since the start of fall.]
Oi, I really need to cut these bangs....! [A childish huff escapes him as he starts tugging on his bright pink bangs. The rest of his impressively long hair is gathered up in a messy bun with cute silver chopsticks in it.] Meh! It will just grow back in a week.
[To anyone watching this cretin fuss about their hair, they might be confused on whether Berg Katze is a he or a she. The space alien borderlines on either gender quite well, Especially dressed in nothing else but skimpy black lingerie.
Here's hoping the kiddies are asleep!]
Boring~! Boring~! BORING! [He whines once he start toying around with some makeup, namely this bright fuchsia lipstick he actually purchased and not steal for once.]
Neh, I need a new look! Those fancy magazine girls always look cool...
[Someone is grumpy today~]

[Video]
I... I think you look g-good.
[He didn't know why Katze was broadcasting this, though. He was away from home, just taking care of business. It was a routine Katze was probably used to by now since he kept it pretty well.]
Re: [Video]
[The alien let's out a loud shriek as he glances about wildly.]
Bracken?! When the hell did you---Oh, crud.
[He JUST noticed the record light on his phone glaring back at him.]
[Video]
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And on this day many people poked thier eyes out just so they didn't have to watch this.
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Bitch, please! I'm way hotter than you!
Re: [Video]
[Guess who's trying to smash this stupid phone to bits now. Katze is beyond annoyed, he's absolutely livid!]
[Video]
Y-You'll break your phone like... like that!
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Katze.
Yer knickers are all over the air, have some dignity mate.
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[Yep, she seems happy about that comment.]