genessia | [Video - introduction]

[Despite the unusual circumstances of this kidnapping, Cad Bane was going to take this as an opportunity. The welcoming holo had been helpful but it never hurt to have extra information and so he tries the communication device to see what opportunities and information may be out there. To some he may look very alien with his red eyes and blue skin and there is some unidentifiable accent in his gravelly voice. He's wearing a wide-brimmed hat and an outfit befitting a Wild West gunslinger. Attached to his face are two strange tubes and his arms have strange tech-gadget contraptions like gauntlets. He's glad that all of this equipment appears not to have been tampered with upon his arrival. Even his twin blasters are still in their holsters. He appears now on the screen.]

Let me introduce myself. The name's Cad Bane and my reputation may precede me. While I got the welcoming committee, the information is basic and experience counts so any further information you can provide would be appreciated.

I'm also looking for work. If you've got something - or someone - missing you want found; something located in a hard place to get out of; or need any criminals rounded up, contact me and we can come to an arrangement. I don't work cheap but I'm the best you can get.

[With a tip of his hat, he closes the feed and waits for responses.]

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"Ahaha. 'Cad'? Oh, dear. My apologies, Mr. Bane. What species are you, anyway?" [This laughing, gaily dressed blonde can't help but feel sorry for someone with a name like that. Doesn't stop his curiosity. His expression changes to something more businesslike as he moves on to other topics.]

"Well, I've been here for a while, and know a thing or two. But rather than bore you with encyclopedic potpourri, why not narrow inquiry for better service?

As for work, feast your sinister, crimson eyes on this. A new wave of criminals have just shown up...or they've always been there and we simply haven't heard of them, just yet...well, anyway, it's a good way to get paid, purge evil, and familiarize yourself with the cities all at once. The Beacon Bounty Boards could always use more help."

Aaactually, I'm the best they can get here, sorry buddy.

Have the market cornered on skeevy expensive stealy murdery bounty hunter shit.

I'm a Duros, not that that should make a difference to anything.

[He thinks that's an irrelevant question but in a new world maybe it was fair enough to answer it. Checking the link, any brief annoyance turns to a more satisfied expression.]

That's most helpful. I'm a bounty hunter by trade and it looks like my services could be of great use here.

We'll have to see about that.

And by see about that I mean you'll go take your business outta Genessia City, that's my territory, bro.

Then I'll take the rest. For now.

Uh forever because Genessia is mine.

Peed on all of it.

Fine. There's, what? Four more cities here?

[Although if he sees a big score in Genessia City, he may well change his mind.]

I should probably go pee on those too.

Except Everglade. You can totally have Everglade.

Why's that? Aren't there any good jobs there?

[Alien life form. Clearly not human, and not just not human, blatantly so.

A brief search through his data base concludes that Cad isn't a species he's run across before. Soundwave is no anthropologist, but with nothing else to do here...

Poking at things he's never seen before is as good as it's going to get. He has to keep himself occupied, he's pretty sure he'll snap otherwise]

Tribune contains bounties available for claiming

Delivery: once weekly

I'm gonna be real straight.

I kinda just wanna see what happens if a zombie eats alien brains.

You're going to be waiting for a very long time, in that case.

Good. I'll check on that.

[Not one to sit around idly, he'll get to work as soon as he can.]

There's a lot of zombies!

Query: User is of an unknown species

Requesting species name

[Oh my god, Soundwave, you don't just ask someone their species]

Then they'll probably have eaten the target's brains first, ruining the job if they need to be brought in alive.

You may be right. Everglade is useless. That is, if I trust your word.

[Which, by his tone, he doesn't.]

I'm not trying to be sneaky here, I really just wanna see someone's brains get eaten.

[Since it's already not the first time he's been asked here, he's thinking it's going to be par for the course. Maybe they didn't have many different aliens here, he figures. It's neither here nor there to him, not private information, so he answers the question succinctly.]

Duros.

Then you're looking in the wrong place. I'm sure I can handle the undead. Even a lot of them.

[Processed, and opened the way for more questions]

Planet name

Duro.

Is this for official documentation or just curiosity?

Positive.

[... Don't be a dick, Soundwave.]

... So I'm just gonna follow your channel for the moment when you get your brains eaten.

Positive to which part?

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