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genessia2014-05-04 08:35 am
couchkiller) wrote in genessia2014-05-04 08:35 am
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King Hippo's Pokemon VS Ruby's Pokemon: FIGHT!
[King Hippo hadn't been sure what to make of the red and white ball that appeared next to his sagging and very broken bed. His first instinct was to eat it, because it definitely looked like candy. Fortunately (for the Pokemon and King Hippo both), the thumb of his bulky red boxing glove pressed the button on the side just as he was raising the Pokeball to his mouth, and to his surprise, out popped a mild-mannered Chimchar. Hippo tried to punch the intruder, but the Chimchar was too quick, chittering at him angrily while hanging from the ceiling light just out of reach.]
[Then he accessed the audio file of the instructions, because he wasn't about to waste time reading them like some sort of chump! And what he heard...he liked. Pokemon love to battle, eh? He told the Chimchar they just might get along after all, and then exchanged his Pokeballs for berries.]
[He did this the next day, and the next, and the next. Chimchar had evolved into a Monferno, and learned all kinds of useful moves. King Hippo's personal favorite was Torment. This is obvious when, on this fine Sunday morning, King Hippo and his Monferno can be found outside the doors of the library picking on a scrawny nerdy kid.]
Use Torment! Do it again!
[Monferno mildly complies, and jerks the nerd's underwear skyward to deliver a supreme wedgie. The nerd howls for help.]
Gyah ha ha ha ha ha!
[OOC: Closed to Ruby Rose!]
[Then he accessed the audio file of the instructions, because he wasn't about to waste time reading them like some sort of chump! And what he heard...he liked. Pokemon love to battle, eh? He told the Chimchar they just might get along after all, and then exchanged his Pokeballs for berries.]
[He did this the next day, and the next, and the next. Chimchar had evolved into a Monferno, and learned all kinds of useful moves. King Hippo's personal favorite was Torment. This is obvious when, on this fine Sunday morning, King Hippo and his Monferno can be found outside the doors of the library picking on a scrawny nerdy kid.]
Use Torment! Do it again!
[Monferno mildly complies, and jerks the nerd's underwear skyward to deliver a supreme wedgie. The nerd howls for help.]
Gyah ha ha ha ha ha!
[OOC: Closed to Ruby Rose!]