0 Failed Attempts at World Dominiation [Video]

[onlybuildsawesome]

Greeting Citizens of "Genessia."

The name's Wily; The brilliant scientist Doctor Albert W. Wily.

Lets just right down to business, shall we? You can all bow down and accept me as your new ruler. Since I cannot return to my own world and complete my plans for world domination there, I'll simply take this place over instead.

Don't try and resist as I have already crafted eight Robot Masters to crush anyone who dares to oppose me.

Thomas, if you're somehow out there, I dare you send to your little go-fer bot to try and stop me, it wont work this time, I assure you.

Comments

[onlybuildsawesome]

Of course I'm serious! Do you think I'd make something like that up?

Now I don't see you bowing down to your new ruler, boy.

Get to it.

[short_n_sweet]

That's just crazy! You're crazy!

Y-You can't just take over...! Not with... Not with people like Captain Hammer around!

[onlybuildsawesome]

Captain Hammer? What kind of name is that?

Regardless, we'll see if you sing the same song once he's been crushed by my latest creations.

[short_n_sweet]

No. No way. You just can't take over, okay? If Captain Hammer can't stop you, then Ruby will.

Good day to YOU sir! [Annnd he hangs up.]

[onlybuildsawesome]

[Wily makes note to find out where that young man lives. So that he can send a robot to his door to put him in his place.]