yea see the trade off comes in where i find all my toys

the briefcase? had to fight off a giant toad that had power over ice and an angler fish thing that looked like a naked woman. also it smelled like bile and shit

the laser gun? i had to go pick it up at the source. found the anti-mat rifle in the bowels of a demon infested tower

no offense, but i doubt you'd enjoy my line of work