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Issue #3 - May 10th
[ Good morning citizens of Genessia, Nova City, Fayren, Attleton and Everglade! Today brings you the third issue of the Tradewinds Newsletter. Back to the same, with newsletters winding up through windows, in rose bushes, in fountains and very rarely at the door step. In some cases the newsletter is actually embedded into the wooden/cement walls of the housing buildings. Good luck getting that out. ]
[ Today's Lucky Victims: Faetan, Jade Curtis, Yuna, Megumi Aino, Bankotsu, Chihiro Fujisaki ]
Tradewinds Newsletter
Welcome Lucky Readers of the Tradewinds,
Thanks for sticking with us, with yet another issue of the Tradewind's Newsletter. The management of the Tradewinds would like to continue addressing the issue of our local delivery girl's behavior towards our customers. In an attempt to stem the amount of angry letters, phone calls and death threats, starting next week we will be cycling our delivery personnel between three staff members. Tippi, CC, and Felicia.
It is our hope that this will appease our clientele. Isn't that right, CC?
CC: I don't give a flying FU-
For one day only, Chunky Pastry in Nova City is offering a new type of pastry with a special glaze said to actually -eliminate- the fat from its pastries. Donuts, Muffins, Kruellers, Cookies, Mini bites and Danishes are all on sale -and- a free pastry to the first ten customers willing to try the new glazed icing.
If you're having trouble locating the building in the busy city, follow the flags with the token phrase on it:
This Week in Review: Chloe's Shark Fin Soup is dangerously delicious!
"Yo, dawg, I heard you like shark fin, so we put shark fin in your shark fin so you can get your Jaws on while you're getting your Jaws on."
This is the oddly standard greeting that waiters and waitresses are forced to recite whenever customers order this particular dish at Chloe's. Why? We don't know, but it's quickly getting tiresome.
This reviewer thinks it's cute, and easily ignored. The Shark Fin soup is rather delicious, but one can't help but wonder if it's really shark - or if it might not be one of those Pokey Mans that have been scuttling about.
Gotta eat em all!
Rating: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆
No help requests this week... maybe they are all big boys and girls and can handle their problems on their own? not likely
[ Today's Lucky Victims: Faetan, Jade Curtis, Yuna, Megumi Aino, Bankotsu, Chihiro Fujisaki ]
Tradewinds Newsletter
Welcome Lucky Readers of the Tradewinds,
Thanks for sticking with us, with yet another issue of the Tradewind's Newsletter. The management of the Tradewinds would like to continue addressing the issue of our local delivery girl's behavior towards our customers. In an attempt to stem the amount of angry letters, phone calls and death threats, starting next week we will be cycling our delivery personnel between three staff members. Tippi, CC, and Felicia.
It is our hope that this will appease our clientele. Isn't that right, CC?
Free Promotional
For one day only, Chunky Pastry in Nova City is offering a new type of pastry with a special glaze said to actually -eliminate- the fat from its pastries. Donuts, Muffins, Kruellers, Cookies, Mini bites and Danishes are all on sale -and- a free pastry to the first ten customers willing to try the new glazed icing.
If you're having trouble locating the building in the busy city, follow the flags with the token phrase on it:
Go Get Your Glaze On
This Week in Review: Chloe's Shark Fin Soup is dangerously delicious!
"Yo, dawg, I heard you like shark fin, so we put shark fin in your shark fin so you can get your Jaws on while you're getting your Jaws on."
This is the oddly standard greeting that waiters and waitresses are forced to recite whenever customers order this particular dish at Chloe's. Why? We don't know, but it's quickly getting tiresome.
This reviewer thinks it's cute, and easily ignored. The Shark Fin soup is rather delicious, but one can't help but wonder if it's really shark - or if it might not be one of those Pokey Mans that have been scuttling about.
Gotta eat em all!
Rating: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆
Help Wanted!
No help requests this week... maybe they are all big boys and girls and can handle their problems on their own?
[Action]
What the--
[Newspaper? KILL. And off she goes to yell at the innkeep to either upgrade her room or get the broken window and door fixed. NOW.]