But there is no recorded instance of this happening, while there's numerous accounts of fire. Unto which is the issue, if it has not happened before and has not been recorded, how am I to know this isn't some elaborate hallucination, or the effects of a drug?

I could assume all day that unicorns are real, and assume thus that one managed to escape the flood sent by God and still carries on to this day in the woods somewhere, but until I find said unicorn and bring either the unicorn itself or parts of it to be studied, I'll be laughed out of every college and lecture hall in the country, and further m-

[where did that fire come from

well he shut up.

Finally.]