You just told me you traveled worlds. I bet there are TONS more people you've met I don't know about, right?

Oh guy. Listen. You ever meet a vampire that sparkles in sunlight instead of bursting into flame like any decent self respecting vampire? You get the hell out of there!

Oh yeah! That was a good one! I was on a trip to this dumb museum with my dad as chaperone, and I had this buddy with me, Regular sized Rudy. Long story short, we sneak into the only good part of the museum because it's closed, probably because they knew it would be fun for kids. Anyway, dad is trying to be the killjoy chaperone, but I wind up convincing him to stay, and we even had bonding time...until we lost our only way of getting down a really high spot, and Rudy needed his asthma pump. Anyway, we scale down, dad takes his stupid chaperone vest and uses it like he's on American Gladiator to slide across the rope! It was awesome!