Angry Bad Wolf (... ironically?) / Video (Backdated to Sunday)

[bigbadrose]

OI! Wot's all this about the vampire killin', huh?! You can't just go around killin' vampires that didn't do nuffin! They were just mindin' their own business!

COME ON! There's gotta be laws against that, right?!

Look, I'm gonna set up an agency. In my parents' universe, it's called Torchwood, and it advocates for reasonable peaceful solutions betwixt different species of people and helpin' 'em advocate for 'emselves, if they get lost or stranded or somethin'.

But until then, could you 'old your bloody 'orses?! NO KILLIN'! Damn!

Comments

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[growsveggies]

I think that would still fall under the law of murder, but if they haven't found who did it, then...who would they charge?

[She thinks that how it works in Everglade, she honestly doesn't know.]

They would need to solve the who done it.

[scarlet_devil]

There most certainly is laws against it. Whether it's some fool hunters or rival vampire gangs, as a deputy guardian I intend to be putting a stop it it.

[ The little French accented vampire isn't happy about all this herself. ]

[takeoffmyhead]

Killing vampires? No, I don't like the sound of that at all. For many vampires, it's hardly their fault that they are that way in the first place. The vampire life isn't one of me, but I'd like to know they are being protected. Good work!

[geez_louise]

Yeah, damn!

[She just wanted an excuse to curse, but she was curious too].

Wait, so you're for letting vampires roam around, even though they're all about the sucking blood?

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[bigbadrose]

[Armfold.] So long as it's gettin' investigated, not ignored.

[bigbadrose]

Good.

Need help?

[bigbadrose]

Yeah! Exactly! Not sure what motivated it, but it's gotta be stopped!

[bigbadrose]

Yes.

So long as they aren't just purposely turning others or hurtin' people, most vampires can probably get blood from banks or masochists, and willin' victims.

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[whiteas]

There are laws against that, and they're enforced. Unfortunately, it does require time and investigation to stop crimes. Most of us aren't able to predict the future and stop crimes before they happen. I have no doubt that Guardian Sutcliff is already investigating the incident.

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[captainwhelp]

[You get video because that's all Will knows how to do.]

I'm sorry...but what is a vampire?

[geez_louise]

Oh.

Then, like, why would they even WANT to be vampires?

[bigbadrose]

It varies one dimension or universe to another, but sometimes people have things they need to keep doing after death. A lot of them don't choose it. Some people are just curious enough to be that drastic.

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[bigbadrose]

Guardian Sutcliff? I'd like to offer them my skills then to help investigate and solve. I'm not sure a human would be welcome, but I can at least go where others can't.

I'm Rose, by the way.

You put together the hologram and introduction pamphlets, yeah?

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[bigbadrose]

Blood-sucking bat person. They're allergic to light and fire.

[notquitedracula]

There was a thing going a while back, where a group of werewolves were touting their superiority to all other creatures of the night. Now, I don't know if that particular group is still extant, but it doesn't take a genius to put two and two together to get four.

As one of this place's sanctioned bounty hunters, I'm going to be setting aside some personal time to look into this.

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[guitar_hero]

Has anyone ever told you you're completely adorable when you're angry?

[bigbadrose]

[Sucks on a thumb.] So gang warfare?

Not sure bounty hunting is gonna solve it or just cause more bloodshed -- forgive the term.

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[bigbadrose]

[UM. EXCUSE YOU.]

[SHE HAD A MOMENTUM GOING HERE.]

[YOU CAN'T JUST THROW IT OFF LIKE THAT!]

[JERK!]

[She totally forgets what she was mad about almost.]

Shut up!

[Mentally sobbing.]

[Her Mum was right about him.]

[He's the worst.]

Isn't this right up your alley? Why aren't you investigatin' too?

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[guitar_hero]

Yes. Maybe. Sort of. But I'm on vacation. [which is a fact he just made up]

By the way, Rose Tyler, have I ever taken you ice skating? There's a great rink around here. [or at least there should be one. He'll have to look]

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[bigbadrose]

You've never taken a vacation in your life.

[More like. Permanent vacation, but he gets bored without meaning.]

[And a blink.]

No. I think we were talkin' about this planet that's like frozen Mercury... But um, Widow Wept you can't really skate on. O' course.

Yeah? [Giggles.] It's summer, Doctah. I know you're not used to bein' tied down by that kind of thing, but it'll have to be an indoor one. Unless you wanna go roller skatin'.

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[guitar_hero]

Listen, Miss I know everything there is to know about the handsome devil known occasionally as John Smith but usually the Doctor, I may be sparing on vacations now and then but that doesn't mean I can't decide to take one, can I?

And I wasn't exactly asking, it was a lead-in to invite you to go. Are you game?

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[bigbadrose]

[Laughs.]

Have I ever not been?

But yes, of course I am. We bringin' Amy and Martha and Jack or anyone else?

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[guitar_hero]

[he opens his mouth. Shuts it again]

Everyone's invited.

[since, you know, they were mentioned]

We can make a day of it.

[and hopefully Jack doesn't strike him dead with a glare. Not that he wouldn't deserve it, probably, but it would be awkward to regenerate right now]

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[bigbadrose]

[Giggles.]

[He's totally falling into his old leather jaket habits with her, and she's completely tickled.]

Fine, but you're in charge of actually findin' the place first.

And you owe me a concert. Not performing, seeing one. And I wanna go to an arcade with you. I don't think we've ever done that, and it's an absolute cryin' shame.

[She's already multi-tasking and figuring out when to investigate and WHERE to investigate vampire murders.]

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[guitar_hero]

Well you're demanding. [though he doesn't really mind it] I don't really know the scene here so we'll have to play it by ear. I do know of an arcade though. I haven't rigged the crane machine yet but when I do I'll win you something.

[because why not]