I feel like you've never had real waffles, and neither milk nor fruits have anything to do with height.

[ Boy wait until she tells you about crepes one day. ]

Your penis is a foreign object to me! [ This is probably the weirdest thing to scream to a petite girl while being at least a foot taller and waddling like she's trying not to let the penis between her legs touch her legs. (His legs?) ]