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om_nom_namur ([personal profile] om_nom_namur) wrote in [community profile] genessia2017-08-09 04:58 pm

Out of body experiences aren't all they're cracked up to be [Open Log] (backdated cuz I'm a loser)

Who: Namur (in Ted's body) and ANYONE
What: Just what it says on the tin
When: August 4
Where: Noted in prompts
Why?: <-
Warnings: Potty mouth

Schlepping around Genessia in Ted's body isn't exactly the way Namur planned to spend his Friday morning, and what a shitty situation that is. Can't taste anything with his face so he keeps bumping into people. He can see a lot better so he keeps gawking at leaves on distant trees and bumping into people. Seriously, it's rude. They want to fight or something? Oh right, it's him bumping into them. So he smiles sheepishly and waves, trying his best to dart through the crowd which seems far less inclined to part ahead of him than usual. What a pain in the ass...

[Prompt 1]

It isn't Namur's first rodeo, though. First time borrowing someone else's body, true, but at least he isn't completely freaking out about all things human. Yes, he can feel the tiny, gross little hairs growing in his face but he knows that that's normal- and it's not like Ted would wind up with a five o' clock shadow anyway, so that's kind of nice. He feels ever more presently the sensation of cloth, as Ted's attire tends to be... well. Flowy. It tingles at all the sensitive little nerves and is enough to just about drive Namur nuts. So first stop? A wardrobe change. Good guts, it's about time someone got this smolt some clothes that don't make people want to weep in pain. Namur can be found enjoying the novelty of shopping from the racks instead of having to get something custom made, or just as he steps out of the shop, tugging a bit at the cuffs of the sleeves in a new t-shirt, looking rather pleased with himself.

[Prompt 2]

With the annoying aspect of having more sensitive skin taken care of, Namur thinks it might be nice to actually enjoy it for a change, and makes his way down to the docks in Fayren. Sure, there were probably places nearer he could have gone, but he wouldn't know where to look, and what he's looking for can almost always be found chasing rats dockside.

Yes, he's looking for cats.

Because they're soft and fluffy to touch and he knows what they like to eat. It's a hard thing to sit still, but he makes himself do it, a small filched fish propped up on one knee as he sits cross legged on a thick post. It's also a chance to see how much haki Ted's body is strong enough to do, so Namur sits with eyes closed, observing the life around him through other, more familiar means. There's a cat creeping closer, drawn by the promise of food but wary to be around a human. It'd be a shame if someone scared it away, wouldn't it?

[Prompt 3]

Another rare treat of the well shit now I'm human variety: all those foods humans love to eat actually do taste good. For once. Probably because he can't smell how dead and devoid of life everything is after its been chopped and boiled or burned and what have you. And Namur isn't about to let this opportunity go to waste. He can be found in a variety of establishments, devouring and appreciating food like he's never eaten it before. Maria always liked hot wings, so he's sure to find some of those; Ace and his brothers loved barbecue; Fionna had made cake pops that one time and been rather unhappy that he hadn't appreciated them, so he makes sure to find some now, even if it's a little too late to make it up to her; Airy had been all about the cookies and cupcakes, so those are for sure on the list; hot dogs too, since everyone seemed to go wild for them at the cafeteria; and hell, he'll even try a pie for Pinkie and a radish for Espio. All these rich, spicy and sweet foods he tries, and more. All of them. But he can't eat it all on his own, and food is much better with friends. Sure would be nice if someone decided to join him.

[Prompt 4]

It wouldn't be a proper night out on the town if Namur didn't hit the dance floor at least once. It's been awhile, honestly, since he's gone, and even though it's Ted's body, it seems to respond well enough, which surprises him a little. Others might be a little surprised to see "Ted" busting these moves as well. Or even being caught less than dead in a club. Maybe someone ought to punch him for being a hypocrite. Wouldn't that be fun?

[Prompt 5]

Wildcard- if there's something else you'd like to do to mess with Namur-in-Ted's-body, let's do it.

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