[Nods. Nah she totally reads you, little man. She'd be right there with you, but with bats not cockroaches.]

Any chance you can get bats? Way harder to pin on you. But if you wanna make it clear it's your statement, stick with the cockroaches or scorpion. Just be careful with the scorpion, killing him won't end his upbeat attitude, just they'll make you visit him in the hospital and whatever, yeah? Way worse.

I'm Rose, by the way.

Never had to go to camp, but I did slip a mouse in my teacher's desk once. She was an elephant -- not lite'ally mind, -- but reacted like it.