SO OKAY... Night o' the party, right? Sunglasses Doctor was dancin' with River, I mean, that's as it should be, really. They're married and all. And yeah, I know what you said about Cleopatra and... [Shrinks into hoodie and clears her throat.] Well, anyway... I wound up sleepin' with Jack.
So then, day after-ish, Tie Doctor wanted to talk, and I told him 'bout me and Jack, so then he slept with Jack too. [SHE IS 100% UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT IT IS NOT SECRET GIVEN HOW THE DOCTOR WAS BRAGGING.] Guess all that time made him think harder, right?
But then he was braggin' to me so then I slept with Tie-Doctor too. Because I have the self-control of a gnat. [Growls.] Seriously though! I went wot... five years I never even kissed a bloke? Just so hung up on him I didn't think it'd be fair to anyone -- Hahhhh...
[FAST WALKING :V]
And I still told him to go after Martha, I don't even know why, Jack told me she marries Mickey --
[LAUGHS BITTERLY AND FACEPALMS.]
My Mickey.
So that's what Sunglasses Doctor was tellin' me off for. I mean, o' course he's his own Mickey, and I am happy for him, but I think I finally get what Tie Doctor was having a melt down about because wow, too much future and present all at once, yeah?
So Sunglasses and I aren't talkin'. Except he's still makin' jokes to make me laugh, but otherwise he's avoidin' me, which is fine, because I'm avoidin' him.
I basically told him about me and Jack, and the Tie Doctor [HEAD TILTING SIDE TO SIDE.] And I told him I couldn't do a whole big... TARDIS... free-for-all love-fest or whatever... [Exasperated sigh.] And he basically called me a backwards ape, [EYEROLL.] So that's where we're at.
And the Tie Doctor got me the unicorn to cheer me up.
And I told him I'd move out if it made it easier on 'im, but I think he's fine until I say things like that, and that's when he gets mopey. [Facepalm.] But like I said, 'm lookin' at agent jobs until I get my own Torchwood up and runnin' and guitar doctor is lookin' at bein' a professor I think. At Attleton U. And his younger self said he'd substitute for him as needed. Yup.
XDDD YUP SOMEWHERE IN THERE OOPS
Well.... The Unicorn's from Tie Doctor.
Whoa, wait. Rewind.
SO OKAY... Night o' the party, right? Sunglasses Doctor was dancin' with River, I mean, that's as it should be, really. They're married and all. And yeah, I know what you said about Cleopatra and... [Shrinks into hoodie and clears her throat.] Well, anyway... I wound up sleepin' with Jack.
So then, day after-ish, Tie Doctor wanted to talk, and I told him 'bout me and Jack, so then he slept with Jack too. [SHE IS 100% UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT IT IS NOT SECRET GIVEN HOW THE DOCTOR WAS BRAGGING.] Guess all that time made him think harder, right?
But then he was braggin' to me so then I slept with Tie-Doctor too. Because I have the self-control of a gnat. [Growls.] Seriously though! I went wot... five years I never even kissed a bloke? Just so hung up on him I didn't think it'd be fair to anyone -- Hahhhh...
[FAST WALKING :V]
And I still told him to go after Martha, I don't even know why, Jack told me she marries Mickey --
[LAUGHS BITTERLY AND FACEPALMS.]
My Mickey.
So that's what Sunglasses Doctor was tellin' me off for. I mean, o' course he's his own Mickey, and I am happy for him, but I think I finally get what Tie Doctor was having a melt down about because wow, too much future and present all at once, yeah?
So Sunglasses and I aren't talkin'. Except he's still makin' jokes to make me laugh, but otherwise he's avoidin' me, which is fine, because I'm avoidin' him.
I basically told him about me and Jack, and the Tie Doctor [HEAD TILTING SIDE TO SIDE.] And I told him I couldn't do a whole big... TARDIS... free-for-all love-fest or whatever... [Exasperated sigh.] And he basically called me a backwards ape, [EYEROLL.] So that's where we're at.
And the Tie Doctor got me the unicorn to cheer me up.
And I told him I'd move out if it made it easier on 'im, but I think he's fine until I say things like that, and that's when he gets mopey. [Facepalm.] But like I said, 'm lookin' at agent jobs until I get my own Torchwood up and runnin' and guitar doctor is lookin' at bein' a professor I think. At Attleton U. And his younger self said he'd substitute for him as needed. Yup.