"Yeah, kid. I get that. I want to get home too. My wife just retired, our kids need us. But we're here. And we can be miserable, or we can make the best of it, or we can try to escape somehow. I'm not quite ready for the third, and I dislike being miserable. So until Miranda or Luna figure out which plane I'm on and how to summon me back, I'm going to rock and have fun and do my best to make people smile, and tell stories. That's just how I roll." Rock and roll, get it? Too subtle, maybe? "I'm a bard. It's what I do."