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[It might be worth noting, this video isn't technically Cassian's device. It looks like Tannusen posted it, actually.

It's also pitch fucking black. Great. Good job, asshole. There is some thumping around heard in the background, like someone was setting something down just outside a door, and some disjointed words.

It's all in Gaelic, so we all know who's out there, but he doesn't sound upset. Thoughtful maybe. Anyone with any knowledge of the language will understand through the occasional fully audible word that he's probably reading off a shopping list to himself.

There's a soft thump again, and a faint crinkle, as light suddenly fills the camera.

Along with AN EXPLOSION of crinkling. A VAST CASCADE of crinkling. A waterfall of potato chip bags burst from the opened closet with the force of a broken dam, spilling every flavor from barbecue to dill pickle out onto the carpet.

Aaand after a brief moment of stunned silence...]

Má ithis, nar chacair!!!

[HERE WE GO.]

Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!!!

[THAT ONE IS SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. HE KNOWS WHO PUT THIS SHIT IN HERE.]

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[Tannusen provides a response after the video is up, grinning like a loon at his phone.]

Ooh! Cat! I know that word!

[God he's in so much trouble.]

[Worth it.]

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YER A FECKIN' DEAD MAN!

[WORTH IT.]

[Help, he can't breathe he's laughing so hard.]

[Man he's gotta fight his way through a potato chip bag avalanche to try and get that camera down.

The cursing continues unabated the entire time of course, the priest actually having to stand on his toes to try and snag the camera.]

May the lamb of God stir his hoof through the roof of heaven and kick you in the arse down to hell!

[So. Many. Bags. So many. How'd the guy even get all those chip bags in there?]

[Right past Cass' wards, too. Again. Fucking cat.]

I'm just trying to improve your potato snacks!

I AM GONNA JAM EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE SO FAR UP YER ARSE-

[WOOP and down he goes. Can't quite reach the camera. If there's one thing he actually doesn't want to do here, it's get a stool to get that camera down.

So he hurls a bag at it instead, cursing extravagantly]

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Tis the new rage.

I'm keepin' with the times.

... No.

Ye can buy 'em from me.

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[Every day he seemed to understand the world a little less.

Still, the familiar voice drew him. He just... had no idea what this was supposed to be. Cassian's shouts didn't help much, either. So, he did the best he could with what information he had.]

S-Sorry your chips fell. D-Do you want me to help pick them up?

Bracken.

... Ye like crisps, mate?

[He peered a little closer to look at all the different flavors. He couldn't recall ever seeing potato chips at home, but they weren't entirely unfamiliar, either. He could imagine that they were crunchy and salty.

He gave a small nod.]

I-I think so.

Great, yer welcome to come pick a few out what before I stock 'em in the shop.

R-Really?

[He smiled broadly. It wasn't as if he needed handouts or anything, but it was nice. He continued a bit meekly.]

There's a lot of flavors there... C-Can I try them?

[Because he was curious now. Why were pictures of pickles on that package? That didn't seem very chip-y.]

Aye.

... Only three though.

Three bags is the limit.

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Cassian! Are you- [Cough. Totally straight face. He can do this.] Is everything alright, I- [COUGH. Nope, he's losing, so losing it.]

I'm sorry. [He starts laughing, he can't help it, that was great.]

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YE AIN'T SORRY AT ALL!

[SNORT. Pfft. Yeah he's still dying. Sorry Cassian.]

My- My apologies- pffftahahaaha!

Did ye put that goddamn flea bitten rat bag up to this?!

Me?! [He slaps a hand over his mouth to try to contain the laughter. His ribs acheeee.]

Oh I'm not- ahaha- I'm not that suicidal! [He loses the fight to laughter again.]

That's a likely goddamn story that is!

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That is a lot of potato chips.

[Kind of a waste too really when she thought about it. Unless someone liked eating them off the floor.]

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