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[feckinboomstick]

THERE'S A FECKIN' SEAL IN THE SINK.

[Okay he's never pokemonn'd before so he has no idea what he's looking at. Popplio however, is gazing at Cassian with what might be the most adoring, baby eyed stare one might ever see on a seal.

Cassian is not having it]

Who put this-

TANNUSEN?!

DID YE PUT A GODDAMN SEAL IN THE GODDAMN SINK?

YE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT THING'S BEEN ROLLIN' IN!

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[action]

[black_black_heart]

"Aw, it likes you!" And that's a Tannusen, just inside the kitchen. There's a very fat, pidgeon-looking bird hanging out on his shoulder. Just as casual as could be.

"You know, I'm not actually responsible for every weird thing that happens on this world. Flattered you'd think that, though."

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[feckinboomstick]

"I DON'T CARE!"

That's a lie, it's hard, even for Cassian, to look at this animal and not feel some gross form of parental bonding and it is bothering the hell out of him. Look, he's not even going to blink at that fatass bird on Tannusen's shoulder.

There's a seal in the sink.

"I don't believe you."

[black_black_heart]

"You wound me," Tannusen laughed, folding his arms. "So what're you going to name your kid?"

Because seriously, those are some damn puppy-eyes the monster's got trained on the priest.

CONGRATS CASS, YOU'RE A DAD NOW.

[feckinboomstick]

NO TAKE IT BACK.

"I AIN'T NAMIN' IT."

He'll name it. Give him at least a day, it's going to have a permanent name, even if it's an insult.

[black_black_heart]

"Yep, I believe you "

Oh, you want a lie, Cass? Here you go!

[feckinboomstick]

YOU BETTER BELIEVE HIM.

He storms over to the sink and scoops Popplio out of it, intent on tossing the beast out the door.

Instead, the creature squeals happily, bopping its nose against his cheek and face, and the priest falters.

GOD.

DAMNIT.

"It cannot stay in the sink."

[black_black_heart]

"Of course not, that's not where tiny seal monsters go," the tiger's having way too much fun with this situation. Honestly, everyone who's freaked out over these creatures popping up has amused him; as a Faerie, he sees weirder shit everywhere every day. Chimera actually get a lot stranger than these animals.

Thus, Tannusen's taking the whole thing totally in stride. Silly fat bird and all.

[feckinboomstick]

GOD.

The seal continues to call and bop its squishy little nose all over Cassian's face, the priest looking more and more miserable by the moment.

"... It can live in the frog pond."

Because seals need water.

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[firefandance]

That seal looks cute.

[That is all she can say about it.]

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[feckinboomstick]

It's foulin' up the sink, it is.

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[firefandance]

Maybe it wants to be in the water, so why not fill up a bathtub or something.

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[icyheart]

[There is not a lot to this reply, just Icy laughing her head off. She thinks it's hilarious.]

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[feckinboomstick]

I'm gonna teach it to chew off faces, ye just wait till I find where ye live.

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[icyheart]

If you can find me, obviously. But you'd have a hard time.

[Because she doesn't actually have a apartment or house to live in.]

[Video]

[k2so]

There's a 70% of chance that is a pokemon. [Kay himself has a rather long blue and white serpent like dragon on him. The Dratini has her head in Kay's lap and seems to be napping despite the screaming.]

But considering who you live with, the other 30% means it could very much be Tanussen's fault.

[Video] chiming in because hey he's in the same damn house lol

[black_black_heart]

[ Wow.

Just throw him right under that bus, Kay.

...Valid. But STILL. WOW, BUDDY. ]

Still trying to break us up so you can snatch me up, I see.

[Video] haha great

[k2so]

[Kay is statistically correct and you know it! He's also incapable of lying efficiency, SORRY FRIEND.]

No. [His tone is dead-serious and then he adds, clearly playing along:] Is the other way around, I want to collect all the Cassians. I'm sure you can see how flawless is my strategy.

[black_black_heart]

Damn! You fiend -- you're trying to get Cassian bingo before I can!

[k2so]

That's exactly it. I like to collect them, they are all...[Kinda insane.]...particular.

[black_black_heart]

Well, I already licked this one, so he's mine. That's the rules.

[k2so]

Those rules are unfair, I don't have a tongue.

[black_black_heart]

I know.

[ He grins. ]

Best keep me away from your Andor.

[ HE GON' LICK. ]

[Video]

[shy_mage]

Y-You could bring it here and put it in the, in the pond if you want.

[That's how Bracken was solving all his water Pokemon problems. It was good that he'd chosen to live next to a body of water.]

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[feckinboomstick]

We've got a pond here, actually... T'will be livin' in there.

[Video]

[shy_mage]

Oh, good... I-I put lots of stuff in the pond here.

O-Oh...!

[As he suddenly thought of something else, he rushed outside, not really giving Cassian any reason why he was doing it. But when he got to the base of his home, he lifted the video to show a morelull.]

Wh-What kind of mushroom is this? I-It has eyes.