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[om_nom_namur]

[The camera takes a moment to focus on the correct thing in the room: namely, a roughly hamster sized fishbug, glowing a soft blue with tiny motes of light milling about, no matter how vehemently he tries to shoo them.]

Oh good, everbody else gets horns an' wings an' shit an' I getta be a tiny glowy bug-thing. Whoo. Guess I'mma be huntin' krill 'stead a fish for awhile. Was hopin' this shit'd wear off after a day like the last time this place decided t' dick 'round with my body, buuuuut I reckon this'ns fixin' t' stay awhile, ain't that grand?

[He looks exactly the opposite of happy about it.]

Anyway, if any a y'all's got a brilliant idea a good shit t' do when yer standin' 'bout knee high t' an anklebiter, lemme know. Like t' make the best a shit that comes my way but somehow I jus' ain't feelin' this'n.

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[pumpkinmagic]

[This cat is just staring, staring at this glow-in-the-dark fishman. It didn't take long for this cat to sway a paw around him. Can she catch this fairy fish?]

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[om_nom_namur]

[He whips around, pointing an accusatory finger.]

Don't. Even. I'mma eat through yer guts an' come out yer throat if y' stick me in that bigass cat mouth, y' better believe it!

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[pumpkinmagic]

[Cat can't help but laugh even though she knows her roomie is serious and she's just snickering. Her tail is swaying.]

When you are sized down and glowing, you're just asking to be pounced, hehe.

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[om_nom_namur]

[Groan.]

A'ight, fine. Get it outta yer damn system, sweetheart. Let's tangle!

[He squares up, knees slightly bent, ready to wrestle.]

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[aurabble]

[Everything on Jaune's end looks relatively normal, the camera from the shoulders up.

Jaune just looks delighted though. And a little hungry?

Oh god. He's cute.]

Is that why I haven't seen you around?

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[om_nom_namur]

That an' I been workin' grave shifts in Everglade.

Anyway what kinda whaleshit happened t' y'? Get a tailfin or anythin' cool?

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[truesmiles]

I mean you could run circles around most things at that size because no one would know what to do with you.

[Sounded like a fun thing to do, right? Fai currently himself is holed up in a room while it is still light out.]

So you could use that to your advantage if you wanted to do something adventurous.

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[om_nom_namur]

Yeah I think spinnin' circles 'round everbody'd be more likely t' get me dizzy than int' the thick of an adventure. But gettin' up t' some shit's what I'm lookin' for. So, got any plans that might benefit from a li'l fishbug gettin' int' the works?

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[truesmiles]

I don't know, I mean I've never been tiny to know what works.

But it means you can also get into places you might not have been able to before.

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[om_nom_namur]

[Namur's eyes narrow suspiciously.]

Aye, a fair point. An' where the hell would y' go stickin' yer nose where it ain't usually welcome if y' was half an inch high, I wonder? Used t' be a Guardian, if mem'ry serves. Ain't incitin' me t' a life a crime, are y'?

[Cuz that'd be awesome, and life is most decidedly not awesome right now, so he's confused.]

[inthedriversseat]

[ She's staring long and hard. ]

Aww... you're cute!

[om_nom_namur]

[Dear Lord of the Sea, give him strength.]

Sorry sweetheart I think y' said badass a li'l wrong. Jus'... travel sized. Limited time only.

By the way I don't think I introduced m'self t' y' the other day. Name's Namur.

[inthedriversseat]

I'm Mikaela.

[ She grins. ]

And nope, pretty sure I said cute. But travel-sized badass works for me, too. Bet you could sneak in wherever you want.

[om_nom_namur]

Yeah, yer the second person that's implied I oughta get m'self snuck 'round t' somewhere. Question is, y' really tryna say without sayin' what I think yer sayin' without sayin', or no?

[Namur gives her an overtly sultry look, and waggles his brows. He can only keep it up for a few seconds, though, and starts laughing at himself.]

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[mother_of_monsters]

Oh, you look adorable.

[Dray has no idea what Namur is, and he has a bit of trouble understanding his accent, but he wants to give him a hug and mother the hell out of him.]

I can fish for you if you are hungry.

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[om_nom_namur]

[Namur rolls his eyes at being called adorable, but thankfully Dray changed the subject, and the mention of fish perks him up considerably.]

Look I ain't gonna say no t' free food, but 's fine. There's shit small 'nuff for me t' hunt.

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[mother_of_monsters]

[Accept your cuteness, tiny! Namur. You will be happier.]

You sure? I was going to get some for tonight's dinner, it wouldn't be a problem.

I'm Dray. What's your name?

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[om_nom_namur]

Welllll if y' insist...

Name's Namur. Don't get no shitty ideas 'bout eatin' me though. I see them perky li'l fluff ears.

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[bowlprincess]

[For once she can talk to someone her own size!]

It isn't so bad, though you'll probably get mad at all the huge people for not keeping in mind smaller folks when making their cities. And also you have to make sure people don't step on you. Of course I can fly, most of the time people don't step on stuff in mid-air, but if you can't you'll have to be careful!

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[om_nom_namur]

Used t' bein' pissed 'bout designs made for a certain size a human. Does anyone take dorsal fins int' account when they're makin' a chair? Hell naw. So I'm used t' that shit, sheheheh! Figure I'mma be buzzin' 'round a lot since I got wings as part a the deal. So what, nothin' weird happened t' y'? Maybe the magic oughta make y' int' a giant, wouldn't that be a trip, eh? Sheheheh!

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[bowlprincess]

[She's so used to complaining that for a moment she's actually surprised to hear someone else has similar problems. Sure, dorsal fins aren't the same as being tiny, but its still an issue with a world designed mostly for 'normal' humans. She looks surprised for a moment, but does her best to try and hide it.]

Nope. I guess whatever happened passed me by. Probably didn't notice me. But I sure wouldn't have minded being the big one for once. Just so everyone else knows how it feels. But I guess I'd have been way too scared of stepping on stuff, so I guess I don't mind.

[She looks away from the camera, doing her best to look thoughtful.]

But you were asking about things to do while you're like that? Well, if you really can fly now, you should have fun with that. It might be the only chance to see what the city looks like from the sky. And..ummm...well, if you dropped something under a table or something, now you can find it?

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[om_nom_namur]

Done that whole flyin' shit a couple times over. Gettin' better 'bout not bein' a total sissy 'bout it, too, sheheheheh!

Think havin' a bit a fun's the right way t' go 'bout it. Whatcha think, y' old 'nuff t' go out on a date?

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[justicereigns]

[POINTS AND LAUGHS!] You look retarded.

[But he's sort of chuckling. So that's something?]

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[om_nom_namur]

Lord a the Sea, yer still here?

[Namur rolls his eyes.]

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[justicereigns]

Shocking, ain't it.