Video: Everglade

[fierybluebird]

[Marco is surrounded in a field of candied pumpkin, sunflower, and sesame seeds.]

[And candied flowers.]

[And is apparently barely mobile.]

No more.... [Whimper!] It's so terrible, I know it'll all revert any second, but I can't eat anymore.

Or fly back home.

[Rolls over and grabs a flower.] Well maybe one more. [OM NOM NOM NOM.]

[GROANS LOUDLY.] WHY DID I DO THAT?!

You know how they say turkeys will eat until they explode?

Does anyone know what happens if a phoenix explodes? I mean the fire is kind of continuous, so probably nothing? Right?

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[grizzly_tea]

Oh Marco... I really shouldn't be surprised by any antics of yours but... surely Grell would have tried to suggest that you not eat so much candy?

[What was he, a five year old?]

Though knowing you, you probably wouldn't listen anyways.

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[fierybluebird]

Damn right! [Waggles bird feet in the air.] My wife doesn't tell me what to do! No one does!

Except my Pops. And he's not here. And he wouldn't tell me to stop anyway because... reasons.

[Who are you again?]

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[grizzly_tea]

Well that's mildly unnerving, my son calls his father "Pops" too.

[Wait, did Marco even know she had a son? It was probably a good policy to keep Marco as in the dark as possible about who or what she was if she didn't want to go through hell. Though maybe him thinking she was married would help? It doesn't help that her son didn't want to tell her who his father was because he didn't want to ruin things for her.]

I think you'll probably be alright, but perhaps you should try some apple cider with a hint of vinegar. It aids in digestion.

[Perhaps if she was helpful to him now he'd remember it and not torture her as ruthlessly if they were ever forced to work together... but then knowing Marco and his horrible psychopath of a wife, that was unlikely.]

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[fierybluebird]

[Rolls over, somewhat surprised.] Thanks, yoi.

You've done this yourself then? [Hard to imagine, but Big Mam's daughters are well...]

[Varied.]

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[grizzly_tea]

[Okay that actually earned a mirthful chuckle from Maribelle. Could this be the start of a beautiful friendship? ... Okay no that was probably never going to happen with their ideologies, but perhaps grudging tolerance?]

Certainly not~! I'm just well versed in many forms of remedies for nearly any ailment. I am a healer, and oftentimes you make do with what you have lying about so home remedies are sometimes the best answers.

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[fierybluebird]

Hahhhh...

[He now views this advice with so much pure skepticism.] You don't say.

[Well, whatever, his Pops' solution to everything was to drink.]

[It's not probably not gonna be worse than that.]

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[moviemagic]

Pretty sure anyone would explode if they ate too much.

[She probably isn't being serious, she knows at best you'll get a very serious stomach ache or something. It was not something she was overly aware of.]

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[fierybluebird]

[Rolls over onto his stomach.]

Really, yoi?

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[moviemagic]

It's either explode or be sick potentally. Eating would be hard regardless afterwards.

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[pumpkinmagic]

[Oh noes, have a cat on screen.]

You know what goes great with stuffed phoenix?

[Blair. No.]

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[initia_nova]

Mr. Marco, you are going to give yourself diabetes if you keep that up. Maybe it would be a good idea if you left Everglade? Fewer temptations that way.