genessia | [Voice] - [Maaaaaybe Action?] -- Takes place November 4th

[There's a crackle of static as a new communicator syncs itself up. There's no picture ~~because she hasn't quite figured out this new technology~~ because a simple vocal response will suffice for the likes of her rotten abductors!]

Now hear this, you malicious little slimes. You will return me to Spira at once! My Noojie-Woojie is counting on me to fly back to his side, AND I WILL NOT BE DELAYED!

[There's a sloshing and a sudden ~~hilariously~~ girlish shriek.]

M...my boots are all wet...! Ooooo, you...you vicious...you cretins...!

[She grumbles further away from the microphone, but returns full force. She clears her throat. She speaks with syrupy sweetness.]

I know you were enthralled with my little...concert debut...and I can hardly blame you for any romantic impulses you might have felt. But it's simply not done, luvs! One cannot win the affections of a beautiful woman by spiriting her away! The mighty Leblanc's heart already belongs to another, you cannot possibly hope to win it, try as you might...

NOW OPEN THIS DOOR BEFORE I THROTTLE YOU ALL!

[There's a lot of banging. She must be trying to get through that mystery door in the Bay. And if you happen to be in the area, you might actually see this ludicrously dressed woman, wet boots and all, beating at said door with a hook-tipped fan clutched in her fist. DIE DOOR DIE!]

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[ The first person who answers her is a girl with a side ponytail, her expression mostly blank, minus the following blunt answer. ]

No amount of exaggerated threats will get you back to where you came from.

Luv, there is nothing exaggerated about the mighty Leblanc!

[Except pretty much everything. Just wait until you see her horrific outfit.]

Are you responsible for this mess? Well? Speak up, I haven't got all day!

I have nothing to do with you being here. Everyone here was abducted.

[ Kaga can see glimpses of that tawdry outfit, and she is not impressed. But she's not offended either because some of her fellow ship girls... ]

You should reconsider your options.

What concert?

[ She sounds so confused ]

Don't tell me you didn't see it. Why, I practically stole the stage!

[No, she literally stole it. Wearing a celebrity's face.]

Ahhhhh, it was a marvelous concert, too. Everyone was cheering for me~

Was it here in Genessia City? I only arrived here a few days ago, really.

[ She sounds a little sheepish. Usagi did like a good concert, after all! ]

Goodness no, I've never even heard of such a place. Where on Spira is that? It must be very small and unimportant.

[Like the Gullwings! :D]

No, I performed on the grand stage of Luca, where else?

... Oooh.

Oh.

[ Usagi figured it out. She felt a bit badly for the pretty lady, and her face sobered. ]

Um.

Nobody here has probably heard of Spiral - Spira? Spira.

Or the Lucky stage, either.

And, um.

That probably means nobody's ever heard you perform here, either.

Luca. Clean out your ears.

[She's totally not huffy just because no one seems to recognize her, or saw her sing and dance. Though it's an audio feed, there's annoyance that's pretty obvious in her tone even if it can't be seen on her face.]

Well then, if it's an encore these miscreants want, I shall simply have to give it to them. I just can't leave my sweet Noojie-Woojie waiting for me all alone~

....

[ Usagi got only one thing out of that. ]

Are you going to hold a concert here, then?!

Why...I suppose I hadn't considered that. I can simply waltz up to any auditorium and demand that a concert be held?

Oh very well, just one little show, then they'll return me to Spira, yes?

Well, I don't know how it works? But maybe!

You won't know until you ask somebody!

[ She looked a little hesitant at the question, though. ]

... I don't think they'll let you home after a concert.

If they do, though, I'll need to give it a try!

Well they had better if they know what's good for them!

[She growls it without any of the sing-song sweetness of before.]

At least I know you'll be there, won't you? One guaranteed fan is certainly better than none.

[ Yikes! She sounded scary for a moment! But it made sense, considering she'd just been kidnapped. ]

Yeah! I'll totally be there.

Just make a post here - or you can call me! - and let me know when your big performance is!

OK, first of all... 'Noojie-Woojie'? Seriously?

And second, the exit to the Bay is the other way, and no amount of beating on that door will make it open.

Hmph! And who are you to criticize someone of my fame and stature?

[And is that a challenge?!]

Doors were made to be opened. Just watch me, luv!

[There's a sound of crackling lightning.]

[And a teeth-chattering gurgle.]

[Maybe casting a Thunder spell while standing in water wasn't the smartest idea in the world.]

Glad you asked. Name's Lea; got it memorized?

[And he does watch. With more than a little amusement. He claps a bit.]

Well, well... self-electrocution. I'll admit it's an original act; I can see why you're famous.

But seriously, standard magic won't open that door. You'd be a lot better off getting out of the Bay and into the city. Would be a lot drier at any rate.

[Voice] - [Maaaaaybe Action?] -- Takes place November 4th

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