genessia | NEWSPAPER - BIWEEKLY EDITION

[Did you subscribe to The Genessia Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Genessia flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations in the other cities will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]

[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window, at the person, and/or broke something in the area: ,Winter Schnee, Eleanore Hume, Hamusuke, The Doctor, Dray Lyell, Usagi Tsukino, Gwen Stacy, Yang Xiao Long, Mikaela Banes, Pyrrha Nikos.

The following people have their newspaper placed neatly on their doorsteps: Haru Okumura, Chiaki Nanami, Fai D. Flourite, Krista Leigh, Milton Dammers, Cassian Andor, Professor Augustine Sycamore, Ayame Sasaki, R. Dorothy Wayneright, Theodore Satchel, Blair, Kirika Yuumura, chaos, Aeslyn Blackrose, Rapunzel, Gale Reinhardt, Mercury Black, Emerald Sustrai Kazuya.

Garrus Vakarian gets a paper thrown at him.]

Cyber Monday

Aster tech has announced that this monday, they will be discounting many of their products that are offered in stores. Even their newly introduced Thermaltech line will be up to 50% off of its usual pricing. This discount applies to their service of remodeling your closest to better support their Aster tech line as well.

Many other technology companies are joining in as well to discount their own products. Some appear to be doing it to compete directly with Aster Tech while some are doing it just to help make people's holiday shopping a big easier on them. Regardless of anyone's reasoning, this Monday will be very busy as far as shopping goes. So be prepared to battle for those items that you want!

White Catacombs Destruction

Early Saturday, a small rumble was felt by Mages who were out exploring. They tracked down the source of the rumbling which appeared to originate from the White Catacombs, a training ground that had been hotly contested over by two Guild factions.

That training ground is now gone. The mages that went there only found a smokey crater where the training ground used to be. No sign of debris or anything was near of in the crater. What caused the destruction is yet unknown. It is also unknown if this is tied to the massacre and subsequent disappearance of the guild that claimed ownership of the training grounds, Ravenguard.

What is Love?

The newest movie to hit screens this Auturm 'What is Love?' is a story about three women finding out the true meaning of love. Hitting cinema's on the 24th come see a touching story of overcoming tough times and finding out what true love is all about.

It is staring Krista Leigh, Georgie Cortese and Alexi Steinbeck.

The Puzzle Corner is a new section in the paper that gives its readers a chance to win prizes. There will be puzzles, brainteasers or the like listed below. Answering one will net you a prize. Only one puzzle can be solved per reader. (Just comment to the paper with your answer.)

1.) What number comes next in this sequence:

7 8 5 5 3 4 4 ==?==

Prize: 50 redbill gift certificate to Shoes, Shoes, Shoes in Nova City

2.)Below you will find 15 well-known six letter words, with only their endings remaining. Can you determine the words?

...amt
...nue
...rtz
...oze
...mth
...iek
...gry
...thm
...koo
...spy
...sip
...lem
...uid
...tyr
...meg

Prize: A free artbook.

3.) Below you will find ten 6 letter words, however, every other letter is missing.

Can you determine the words?

-S-E-D
-P-A-G
-R-F-R
-Y-R-D
-R-F-E
-A-B-N
-A-E-A
-O-D-G
-S-F-L
-I-S-E

Prize: A coupon to a buffet.

4.) Tommy: "How old are you, Mamma?"

Mamma: "Let me think, Tommy. Well, our three ages add up to exactly seventy years."

Tommy: "That's a lot, isn't it? And how old are you, Papa?"

Papa: "Just six times as old as you, my son."

Tommy: "Shall I ever be half as old as you, Papa?"

Papa: "Yes, Tommy; and when that happens our three ages will add up to exactly twice as much as to-day."

Tommy: "And supposing I was born before you, Papa; and supposing Mamma had forgot all about it, and hadn't been at home when I came; and supposing..."

Mamma: "Supposing, Tommy, we talk about bed. Come along, darling. You'll have a headache."

Now, if Tommy had been some years older he might have calculated the exact ages of his parents from the information they had given him. Can you find out the exact age of Mamma?

Prize: A gift certificate to the Nova City mall.

5.) Imagine a bottle recycling skip, empty other than one lonely bottle.

Every hour, on the hour, people come and put bottles into the skip.

The first hour, at Noon, one person came and put a bottle in.

One hour later, two people placed a bottle each into the skip.

An hour later four people placed a bottle each into the skip.

This doubling of people continued until 11pm, when the skip was finally full.

When was the skip exactly half full?

Prize: A coupon for a free large pizza.

6.) Which four related foods have been merged together?

COP ENK EAC UCO NTA RNM UQI NUT UAT ET

Prize: Giftcard to Sexy Kat's Lingerie Shop

A new section in the paper that will probably only appear when the Horoscope writer isn't feeling lazy.


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Quick Overview An argument with someone you love may leave you feeling upset. These things happen. Recognise your part in this and make amends. Extended Overview This is a time to finish projects that have been on hold for a little too long. New information is coming your way that will help you to overcome some of the delays or challenges you experienced in the past, giving you more insight into how to fix things and get back on track. It's also a good time to seek out someone who inspires you, or that you may wish to learn from, and get some insight from their wisdom. Career Overview Great leaders know how to manage change. They know how to demonstrate the need for change, plan for change, implement change and measure its progress.	Quick Overview A desire to hoard your wealth may leave others feeling angry. Extended Overview While others may try to get the better of you, it isn't likely that they will succeed. You are a step ahead and quick to vanquish any challengers. Your confidence is high. Career Overview The emotional price of failure can be unpleasant, but you don't have to keep holding on to those feelings. Let them go and move forward.	Quick Overview The finish line is closer than you think. Remember, we don't have to like something in order to be persistent. You can do it. Extended Overview There are billions of people on this planet, but only one you. You are the only you that we have. There isn't anyone else who can replace you. No one can imitate you. No one can be better at being you. Embrace what makes you unique, because that's what we need you to be. We don't need another imitation or a clone. We need you in this world. How will you celebrate your uniqueness today? Career Overview If you don't communicate your ideas clearly and succinctly, others will lose interest and dismiss what you have to say. Be ready to offer your opinion.	Quick Overview Ensure that your current task is complete before you move on to the next one. Extended Overview It was quick and painless and not as bad as you predicted. Now that you've been spared from suffering through it, put aside your surprise and start to take advantage of your good fortune. The universe gave you a break, now it's up to you to make sure that you don't find yourself in this situation again. Start putting things in place to ensure that history doesn't repeat itself. Career Overview A resume is a professional document that sells you and demonstrates how you are perfect for the job. It's not the best place to list your alternative hobbies or taste in music.

Quick Overview Great success will come your way, but not without a struggle. Extended Overview People who are famous for their talents and skills don't just magically burst onto the scene and become stars. They spend years getting preparing, rehearsing, networking and struggling, so that when their lucky break finally comes along, they feel ready to step into the light and show us what they can do. You are the same. Don't give up your preparations, otherwise you may not be ready to shine when the spotlight comes your way. Whether it's a serious dream or just a hobby, there's no reason to stop developing yourself if this is truly something that you love. Career Overview When you're marketing yourself, it's quality, not quantity, that matters.	Quick Overview A stalemate may make life difficult, but it will only be temporary. Extended Overview The positive and uplifting energy of other people will boost your mood and inspire you to greater heights today. Seek out people like this if you want to motivate yourself. While it's great to be independent, it's important to be around other like-minded people who talk the same language and can offer helpful insights. Just as artists often gather to exchange ideas and critique their work in order to push themselves to the next level, you can do the same with your own projects. Career Overview Choice is a part of life. Make them count by making good ones.	Quick Overview Your commitment to your relationships will be important today. Extended Overview There is no magic way to boost your skills and develop your talents. It's just hard work and effort. However, if you're truly passionate about pursuing this dream of yours, and you love what you do, then it won't really seem like work at all. It's not about making it to the end, it's about the journey you take to get there. After all, it will be the journey that builds you up, strengthens you, enriches you and carries you into the future. There is no end, just the next chapter. So stop looking for the final horizon and, instead, start enjoying the sunset and get excited about the next sunrise, and the next, and the next. Career Overview Be kind to yourself. Pay yourself first. Take care of your needs. If you don't, who will?	Quick Overview Believe in yourself. You can walk your own path. Don't be afraid to shine. Extended Overview Don't chase after things that capture your eye; pursue the things that capture your heart. These are wonderfully powerful words that will guide you and remind you that material wealth isn't going to fulfil your deeper needs. Instead, chase the things that mean the most to you. Don't be led astray by the latest fad or the newest toys. Keep your eyes on the prize that is dearest to your heart. Career Overview If your boss hasn't made your role clear, you might be stumbling around in the dark and unaware of how to contribute. Seek clarity.

Need a job? Check out a few jobs open right here in Genessia and its neighboring cities!

Aster Technologies: Aster Tech in Nova City is currently hiring for the following positions. R&D Division Manager, Engineers, Software Programmers, Shop Clerks.

Garden Bistro: The Garden Bistro is currently hiring for the following positions. Wait Staff, Hosts.

Pan's Grocery: This grocery store in Genessia City is hiring for Cashiers, Food Craft Specialists and Baggers.

Library: The Library in Genessia City are currently hiring Librarians and Librarian assistants!

Under The Sun: A Business in Fayren specializing in retrieving herbs and monster hunting. Hiring for Beast Hunters, Herb Hunters. If interested, contact Sun Wukong.

Nova City Pool Emporium: Want a pool for your place or want a job working on pools then this is the place for you. They are currently looking for a Pool Architect and Pool Construction Workers.

[ OOC: ATTENTION! Please note that due to large volume of hiring positions, the ones advertised in the newspaper will rotate from now on unless the player specifically requests the position to be included in the newspaper. Thank you! Additionally, if a name is not listed, you do not need to contact anyone's player to apply for the job, simply comment the employment page. Any place of business with a name is owned by a character and you will need to plot your character's addition to the business with that character's player or have it in a thread. ]

A list of bounties being offered throughout all five cities. Generally only one bounty is offered per-paper for each city, but sometimes multiple bounties are offered. Help the community and get criminals off the street at the same time. Don't see anything that interests you below? Check your local BBB.

Genessia City

Sanitized - A man dressed as a sanitation worker is responsible for the abduction and murder of 3 people. A level 2 payment is being offered for his capture.

Nova City

Mascots of Dead - Mascot Robots turned into killers A company that manufactures Robot Mascots has reported that at least three of their units have been stolen. These three units are responsible for three separate murders as well. A level 2 payment is being offered to anyone that can deal with the robotic mascots.

Everglade

Roll The Bones - A necromancer has crafted three skeletal golems that he controls from a remote location through his magic. He’s robbed several stores using them. A level 1 payment is being offered for his capture.

Fayren

Bar Poisoner - Several people in a bar were killed due to their drinks having been poisoned. A level 2 payment is being offered to anyone that can find the culprit.

Attleton

Elder Stalker - A serial killer has murder at least 4 elderly women over the course of the month. A level 3 payment is being offered for his capture.

Genessia City
November 19th - December 3rd

Attleton
November 19th - December 3rd

Everglade
November 19th - December 3rd

Fayren
November 19th - December 3rd

Nova City
November 19th - December 3rd

[ OOC: Want to submit anything to the newspaper? Reply to this comment with the subject line as your title and include any information you want to be sure is in next Sunday's newspaper! This includes news, gossip, singles ads, business advertisements, job listings, bounties, and anything else you want in the newspaper.

FOR BOUNTIES: Reply to this comment with either a claim or a log (every 3 claims must include a log). Feel free to team up, or even fail to deliver the bounty. Please note that whoever goes after the bounty is in charge of writing the NPCs involved,but feel free to ask the mod for any tips if you like. First come first serve on claims unless you haven't turned in a log for every 3 bounties. ]

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Have something to submit? Reply to this comment.

Claim a bounty here! Remember: Every 3 claims must include a link to a log to be valid. Not sure if you need one? Check the Bounty tracker located at the end of the post.

Bounty Claim Form

Which Bounty: Roll the Bones
Who: Yang Xiao Long, open to others!
Additional Information: Will be logged!

Which Bounty: Elder Stalker
Who: Emerald Sustrai
Additional Information: Not taking credit or payment, will edit in with details shortly.

Which Bounty: Sanitized
Who: Haru Okumura & open
Additional Information: Haru will be going by her alias Noir.

Edited 2017-11-19 16:29 (UTC)

Peter Parker would like to help! He'll be going as his alias, Spider-Man.

Do you want this logged?

I'm open to it if you're interested, if not you can expect him to turn down the bounty.

I'm down to doing a log. I'll hopefully post something up today once I cut down tags a little more.

Excellent. Time to stop some crime!

Okay got the log up for you to tag when you can. Sorry it's a day late.

Which Bounty: Mascots of Dead
Who: Gale Reinhardt
Additional Information: N/A

dreamt
avenue
quartz
snooze
warmth
shriek
hungry
rhythm
cuckoo
crispy
gossip
emblem
liquid
martyr
nutmeg

[Why does he even do these when he just gives the prize away to someone else most of the time? ...Well, it's nice to have a little challenge that doesn't involve violence.]

ascend
sprang
prefer
hybrid
trifle
carbon
camera
hotdog
useful
tissue

[Yang's answer comes in a tired and barely legible scrawl.]

10 pm

35, who cares. What happened to my prize from last week? Surely I sent in the correct solution.

Dear [fuck what's his name?] Paperboy,

While I look forward to receiving your paper every other Sunday, I do not look forward to the method of your delivery. I am writing to discuss my dissatisfaction with your service in a hope that it can be remedied.

It has come to my attention that you have been continuously damaging personal property during your deliveries. On top of that, you assaulted me with mine this past Sunday. As a Guardian, I feel that I am unable to sit back and allow this kind of behavior to continue. It is imperative that you stop flinging papers around with wild abandon or else someone could get seriously hurt. I know that you are capable of placing papers politely on doorsteps as my neighbors received theirs that way.

What you're doing is technically a form of vandalism and, in my case, assault. I'm going to give you one last chance before I have legal charges pressed against you. Please understand that it's not personal, but you just can't be throwing papers every which way you please as it it a danger to society.

I hope that I have made myself clear and that you will take care in your deliveries from here on out. If you wish to discuss this matter further (perhaps if it's due to the demands of your employer), you are welcome to drop by the Nova City Guardian Skyrise.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
Garrus Vakarian

Edited 2017-12-05 08:07 (UTC)

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