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[Oh no, it's HER again. Just look at that jerk, all happy and smiling in her crisp little business suit and pencil skirt, pretending to be a professional just because she's sitting at a desk, UUUUUUUUUGH.]
Good morning!
[She's way too chipper for morning hours.]
This is just a friendly reminder for a couple of things. One, tomorrow night is the holiday party, which includes a hot spring bash for the ladies beforehand. No guys allowed.
[She wags a finger chidingly at the camera, so don't even think about bringing your gross peeping tom antics, perverts.]
It's going to be at the Fairy Tail HQ, and you can dress as warm and comfortably as you'd like since it's pretty informal. There's also going to be a date auction! We're going to be handling that part of the night a little differently than what you're probably used to, but I promise, it's going to be fun. You should come only if you're comfortable with the idea that one of your friends might have signed you up for the auction, because I'm pretty sure half of the offers I got weren't from the actual volunteers.
[She shrugs; what can you do?]
On the plus side? The proceeds are going to charity -- specifically, more extracurricular programs for the public schools in Attleton, like sports and arts and music. It's supposed to be relaxed and fun, so if you're going to pitch a fit at the very idea of going on a harmless date, just avoid that part of the party. There's still plenty of other stuff to enjoy!
[She waves her hand back and forth dismissively.]
There's going to be plenty of food, live music, probably some dancing if you're not too shy, games, and maybe a sprig of mistletoe here and there.
[Minako winks.]
So you should come! And make sure to thank Fairy Tail for letting us host a party there. Now for the second reminder!
[She leans forward, blue eyes glittering eagerly.]
I've been promoted as the owner of the Aphrodite Lovematching & Arcade, so there are going to be some exciting new changes and improvements! If you haven't signed up for our dating service and tutorials, give it a shot! We have private lessons on how to slow dance, behave at a nice restaurant, and even offer practice dates so you can get some experience in before asking out that special someone.
But don't forget! We're also an arcade with the hottest games, and we're looking to expand our selection. So if you've got a game idea you'd like to pitch, or even better know how to make, we're hiring! We'll pay a commission for game scripts, especially for dating sims, and we'd love to hire anyone who knows how to make games. I'd also like to include a VR suite where you can run through with a laser gun and defeat enemies with your friends. It'll take a while to build the extra wing, but trust me, it's going to be worth it.
[She leans back and folds her hands on the desk, beaming.]
Which reminds me. Whoever won the StarDate device from the newspaper puzzles? Call me. If they're going to compete with our matchmaking, I want to know if we need to step up our game.
[There's a little flash of fire in her eyes. As long as people are falling in love, she can't be TOO mad, BUT THIS IS HER JOB THEY CAN'T JUST TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HER!]
That should do it! Questions? Suggestions? Let me know, and I hope I see all of you at the party tomorrow night!
Good morning!
[She's way too chipper for morning hours.]
This is just a friendly reminder for a couple of things. One, tomorrow night is the holiday party, which includes a hot spring bash for the ladies beforehand. No guys allowed.
[She wags a finger chidingly at the camera, so don't even think about bringing your gross peeping tom antics, perverts.]
It's going to be at the Fairy Tail HQ, and you can dress as warm and comfortably as you'd like since it's pretty informal. There's also going to be a date auction! We're going to be handling that part of the night a little differently than what you're probably used to, but I promise, it's going to be fun. You should come only if you're comfortable with the idea that one of your friends might have signed you up for the auction, because I'm pretty sure half of the offers I got weren't from the actual volunteers.
[She shrugs; what can you do?]
On the plus side? The proceeds are going to charity -- specifically, more extracurricular programs for the public schools in Attleton, like sports and arts and music. It's supposed to be relaxed and fun, so if you're going to pitch a fit at the very idea of going on a harmless date, just avoid that part of the party. There's still plenty of other stuff to enjoy!
[She waves her hand back and forth dismissively.]
There's going to be plenty of food, live music, probably some dancing if you're not too shy, games, and maybe a sprig of mistletoe here and there.
[Minako winks.]
So you should come! And make sure to thank Fairy Tail for letting us host a party there. Now for the second reminder!
[She leans forward, blue eyes glittering eagerly.]
I've been promoted as the owner of the Aphrodite Lovematching & Arcade, so there are going to be some exciting new changes and improvements! If you haven't signed up for our dating service and tutorials, give it a shot! We have private lessons on how to slow dance, behave at a nice restaurant, and even offer practice dates so you can get some experience in before asking out that special someone.
But don't forget! We're also an arcade with the hottest games, and we're looking to expand our selection. So if you've got a game idea you'd like to pitch, or even better know how to make, we're hiring! We'll pay a commission for game scripts, especially for dating sims, and we'd love to hire anyone who knows how to make games. I'd also like to include a VR suite where you can run through with a laser gun and defeat enemies with your friends. It'll take a while to build the extra wing, but trust me, it's going to be worth it.
[She leans back and folds her hands on the desk, beaming.]
Which reminds me. Whoever won the StarDate device from the newspaper puzzles? Call me. If they're going to compete with our matchmaking, I want to know if we need to step up our game.
[There's a little flash of fire in her eyes. As long as people are falling in love, she can't be TOO mad, BUT THIS IS HER JOB THEY CAN'T JUST TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HER!]
That should do it! Questions? Suggestions? Let me know, and I hope I see all of you at the party tomorrow night!

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