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[cadbane]

[The blue alien looks unimpressed, holding a piece of paper and facing the camera. The note can't be read from here but he's clutching it tightly with his gloved hand. His tone is sardonic.]

Ha ha. Very funny. All the Deadpool humour and gags and I'm not buying it.

Show yourself.

.....

[A little later.]

Anyone seen a guy dressed up all in red getting into ridiculous situations? Yeah, that guy. Mouthy troublemaker. He often causes a scene so someone must have seen him. I doubt he can hide or keep quiet for too long. This joke has gone on for three days now and I think that's long enough.

Wade, get back here right now.

Comments

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[cadbane]

It sure would be a fine arrangement for me for a Jedi to tag along for bounties, bringing some criminals to justice while I collect all the red bills as payment. After all, you only need the Force to sustain you.

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[actualhumandisaster]

Which is true. But it's not exactly a Jedi's place to take a planet's law enforcement into their own hands.

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[cadbane]

It's everyone's responsibility to keep the street's safe. Read the newspaper.

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[actualhumandisaster]

That would make these Guardians obsolete, don't you think? Besides, if everyone deals out their own version of justice, there would only be chaos.

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[cadbane]

The Guardians have their job. The police of each city have theirs. Bounties are put there for the rest of the crimes that haven't been dealt with.

I don't question that system.

[It profits him, after all, to have so many bounties available. He doesn't ask why the Guardians don't take care of it all.]

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[actualhumandisaster]

I believe it would be better to not spread out the responsibilities too far or too much will keep slipping through.

A strong police force should be able to cover all the day-to-day matters without having to rely on the assistance of private individuals.

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[cadbane]

Are you trying to put dozens of people out of a job?

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[actualhumandisaster]

Well, I'm certainly saying that the system here is very flawed.

Especially if these Guardians and Deputies rely on keeping peace via intimidation.

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[cadbane]

You don't know much about this place yet, do you.

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[actualhumandisaster]

I know that I received several unprovoked warnings not to mess with the Guardians and their underlings.

If this is how peace is maintained here, something is going very wrong.

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[cadbane]

And you think that you have the answers to clean up these wayward cities.

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[actualhumandisaster]

Would that surprise you?

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[cadbane]

It doesn't surprise me that you think you do.

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[actualhumandisaster]

I'm actually full of surprises. So maybe I'll end up surprising you after all.