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genessia2017-12-30 12:34 am
mother_of_monsters) wrote in genessia2017-12-30 12:34 am
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Text | An important PSA
Attention, everyone!
Let me clarify a few things about our new citizen Spider-man, who seems to be confused about his own identity.
A) He:
X - Isn’t made of spiders
X - Doesn’t lay eggs
X - Doesn’t try to eat his partner’s head after sex
X - Doesn’t suck dry his prey
Conclusion: Not a spider
B) But he:
✔ Is coloured in red, blue and black
✔ Squeaks
✔ Can fly (kinda)
Conclusion: Parrot
So from now on, remember to address Mr. Parrot-man accurately.
Thank you!
/ᐠ __ ᐟ\
(=｀ﻌ´=) ฅ˒˒♥
Let me clarify a few things about our new citizen Spider-man, who seems to be confused about his own identity.
A) He:
X - Isn’t made of spiders
X - Doesn’t lay eggs
X - Doesn’t try to eat his partner’s head after sex
X - Doesn’t suck dry his prey
Conclusion: Not a spider
B) But he:
✔ Is coloured in red, blue and black
✔ Squeaks
✔ Can fly (kinda)
Conclusion: Parrot
So from now on, remember to address Mr. Parrot-man accurately.
Thank you!
/ᐠ __ ᐟ\
(=｀ﻌ´=) ฅ˒˒♥