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[ifbymyhands]

*Kano has scattered balloons and streamers around the Riverplace front lawn and is sitting there eating chips and petting a stray animal or two that's come up to her.*

So how dumb is it to throw your own party? Don't answer that. What do you do for your birthdays?

Comments

video;

[tenminutes]

Kano, why didn't you tell me it was your birthday?

[ifbymyhands]

...I forgot? Ish? And you teach children for a living, you're way too busy! That's totally it.

[tenminutes]

How do you forget something that happens every year? I'm not too busy.

[ifbymyhands]

I just got dumped into a mysterious world and I run around all day for a dog-slash-cat-slash-exotic-magical-animal grooming business, do you think I know the time.

...okay, that was a really stupid excuse.

[tenminutes]

Is that really what you do?

[ Dumb excuse aside, she wouldn't put that past Kano. ]

[ifbymyhands]

People need their Voltorbs polished. Don't make that into a dirty joke, because I already did.

[tenminutes]

It was too easy, and you should be ashamed of yourself if you went for it.

[ifbymyhands]

Can't win either way, can I?

[tenminutes]

Not a chance, nope!

[ifbymyhands]

Okay, okay.

...You can come if you want. I just have some chips and random weird decorations, but.

[tenminutes]

I will, but I'm going to go get a cake from the story first.

[ifbymyhands]

For serious? Thanks. I'll just make sure the animals don't eat it.

[tenminutes]

How many animals do you have down there?

[ifbymyhands]

A couple.

*Like, 15 birds trying to get at the chips. A couple of rabbits, cats, and dogs that are strangely not trying to kill each other, too.*

[tenminutes]

How many is a couple exactly..?

[ because she's seen more than two in the background of the video. ]

[ifbymyhands]

Uh... Probably fifteen or so, maybe more. I just let everybody come.

[tenminutes]

You know that a couple is supposed to mean about two, Kano?

[ifbymyhands]

Come on, Yuri, don't be picky about it.

[tenminutes]

I think I can be picky when you've got that many animals with you!

[ifbymyhands]

I'll tell them not to eat the cake. It's bad for them.

[tenminutes]

I'll see if I can't pick up one of those outdoor food nets while I'm there..

[ifbymyhands]

Sorry. I didn't think it was a big deal.

video;

[chestboard]

I...it's your birthdaaaaayyy?! I've known you for years and you never told me!

[ifbymyhands]

I thought I told you guys years ago! Didn't I?

*no, Kano, you're making excuses.*

[chestboard]

No, no at all! Damn... and you knew my birthday and everything... I didn't realize ours were so close together!

[ifbymyhands]

Well, I'm not getting you a cheesy tourist shirt with a crab on it or three boxes of fried egg this year. I'm going one better!

[chestboard]

Heh... I can't wait, not at all! But, I bet anything you get me will be fantastic.

...Ah that's besides the point! I need to get you a present, I do!

[ifbymyhands]

Now I'm a little scared. Although at least now you can't threaten to get me inappropriate magazines my sister could find, like you said you would two years ago.

[chestboard]

...Kuh....! D....did I really say that....?!

[WOW he's always embarrassed to look back on his previous perverted ways... even though he hardly changes. oh well.]

[ifbymyhands]

Wasn't it around the same time that Yuri said she'd get me a pet rock? You guys really are made for each other.

[chestboard]

...Did she ever get you that pet rock?

[ifbymyhands]

We're getting off the subject.

[chestboard]

Were we ever on topic?

[ifbymyhands]

Sure we were.